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Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.

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Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 1:30 pm
Last year the Angels even sucked at baseball.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 1:42 pm
Lol! Maybe angels should stay out of sports and in the fairy tales instead
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 1:52 pm (This post was last modified: January 15, 2012 at 1:52 pm by Minimalist.)
The number of Americans who believe in fucking angels is truly alarming.

WTF is wrong with these people.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 2:56 pm
(January 15, 2012 at 1:23 pm)LarissaAnn Wrote: I was almost as excited to see the Patriots kick ass last night as I would have been my home team.
One of my friends posted on Facebook as the game started "It's going to be a sad day for Brady fans, we've got angels in the end zone" Erm, angels clearly suck at football.

UGH...FUCK...how did you not throw up a little bit in your mouth when you heard that "angels in the end zone" gushing out?

God - "Fuck those starving children and little Suzy who is about to get violently raped, tortured and murdered...we need some angels down in the end zone pronto! Tim Tebow needs our help!!!

Christians make their God seem so petty and cruel.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 3:17 pm
So what does God do when both teams claim he's on their, and only their side? Pick out of a hat?

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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 4:09 pm
I hate football, but I hate Tim Tebow even more for making me have to pay attention to football and his craziness.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 4:09 pm
The team that has the better defense usually wins.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 4:34 pm
It's official, christian's are just retarded and need to kept on pasture away from everyone like the sheep they are.
Live every day as if already dead, that way you're not disappointed when you are. Big Grin
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 4:38 pm (This post was last modified: January 15, 2012 at 4:40 pm by Rokcet Scientist.)
(January 15, 2012 at 4:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote: The team that has the better defense usually wins.

Unless the dice are loaded and/or the referees or players are corrupt.
There's far too much money involved in betting.
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January 15, 2012 at 4:56 pm (This post was last modified: January 15, 2012 at 5:29 pm by TheHunterCook.)
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