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Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 6:58 pm
(January 15, 2012 at 12:57 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: Well...looks like the Broncos lost.


I say that this is proof that God thinks prayer is unpatriotic, since he made his praying team lose to the Patriots so badly. God is sending us a message to keep our prayers in the closet, and not out in the field.

Hey, if they can make up shit about god then so can I.

I wanna try!

God made the Broncos lose because they sinned and had tons of gay sex in their locker room the night before the game.

You can't prove they didn't!
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#32
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 7:08 pm
I went looking for a Tebow picture...



found this:


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And lost all interest in the fucker.
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#33
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 7:46 pm
(January 15, 2012 at 7:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I went looking for a Tebow picture...



found this:


[Image: lucypinder.jpg]

And lost all interest in the fucker.
She's not doing the Tebow.
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#34
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 7:48 pm
(January 15, 2012 at 7:08 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I went looking for a Tebow picture...



found this:


[Image: lucypinder.jpg]

And lost all interest in the fucker.

GOD DMAN!!! Look at the boobies just bulging out from behind that strugling bikini top.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 8:57 pm
She needs to invest in a bigger bra, or something which can hold the weight of those puppies. I would be happy to support her in her breast issue.


Wait. What was this thread about again?
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#36
RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 9:47 pm
Quote:She needs to invest in a bigger bra,

Fuck off.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 9:56 pm
(January 15, 2012 at 2:56 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote:
(January 15, 2012 at 1:23 pm)LarissaAnn Wrote: I was almost as excited to see the Patriots kick ass last night as I would have been my home team.
One of my friends posted on Facebook as the game started "It's going to be a sad day for Brady fans, we've got angels in the end zone" Erm, angels clearly suck at football.

UGH...FUCK...how did you not throw up a little bit in your mouth when you heard that "angels in the end zone" gushing out?

God - "Fuck those starving children and little Suzy who is about to get violently raped, tortured and murdered...we need some angels down in the end zone pronto! Tim Tebow needs our help!!!

Christians make their God seem so petty and cruel.

LOL well actually I laughed, especially each time I saw Tebow get sacked. Reality is a beautiful thing.
You're right too though, if "God" helped Tebow get the Bronco's but can't take some time out of his busy NFL schedule to help suffering children across the world then the guy's clearly got to get his priorities straight.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 15, 2012 at 10:18 pm
(January 15, 2012 at 9:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:She needs to invest in a bigger bra,

Fuck off.

Good point.
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 16, 2012 at 1:08 am
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RE: Tim Tebow. Divinely Inspired.
January 16, 2012 at 3:31 am (This post was last modified: January 16, 2012 at 3:36 am by Cinjin.)
Being Crucified sucks! Football is fun!!
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"Geez, get off my back about the starving people already! ... Boring!"




Hey Tim thanks for hoggin all of jesus' time!! jerk!!
You think you could let him just get back to work already?!
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