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RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 1:52 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2012 at 1:53 am by Blam!.)
(January 25, 2012 at 1:48 am)JesusFreeeek69 Wrote: no god wrote bible, therefore no humans
Logical fail.
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January 25, 2012 at 1:55 am
(January 25, 2012 at 1:45 am)Hitchslap Wrote: Besides a crappy unoriginal name with 69ing at the end.. Very Christian of you threatening anyone who not only is Atheist but isnt your Religion. You can Fuck off, my good sir.

In my grand total of two times attempting it... I have to respect the 69 a little. It's a mega bitch, and all the harder for being me.

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January 25, 2012 at 1:57 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2012 at 2:24 am by Cyberman.)
Yes of course, you're so right Freeeek. You've convinced me with your irrefutable logic. Henceforth I shall devote the rest of my threescore and ten to spreading the Good News™ to the wretched godless heathen so that they too may be saved just as you have saved me. And on the Final Day we can bask in the Glory of the Lord Most High and fap to the sweet sounds of the tortured sinners writhing in the firepits of Hell. That includes you, of course, for the blasphemy of taking His Name in vain.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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January 25, 2012 at 1:58 am
FFS... you lot need to stop being sarcastic and to do like me. It'd be so much less boring that way.

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January 25, 2012 at 2:03 am
What can I say... I enjoy the linguistic exercise, even against one so feeble of intellect.
In other news: 700 and counting!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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January 25, 2012 at 2:24 am
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RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 2:26 am
Pics or it didn't happen. (It's ok; I slapped my own face.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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January 25, 2012 at 2:27 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2012 at 2:28 am by Minimalist.)
Quote:good morning forum...uhm i had another interesting dream last night...

And what? You need help getting the stains out of your sheets?

Try Google.
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January 25, 2012 at 2:30 am
(January 25, 2012 at 2:26 am)Stimbo Wrote: Pics or it didn't happen. (It's ok; I slapped my own face.)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=...1094833331

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RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 2:30 am
(January 25, 2012 at 2:26 am)Stimbo Wrote: Pics or it didn't happen. (It's ok; I slapped my own face.)

Or the famous, "tits or gtfo" works too. Big Grin
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