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RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 3:16 am
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#42
RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 3:16 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2012 at 3:17 am by Cyberman.)
(January 25, 2012 at 3:13 am)Shell B Wrote: Nah, we banned his ass. Does that make you a prophet? I'm not sure. How likely are we to ban trolls? Smile

Sssh, don't give away all the tricks of the trade!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#43
RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 3:17 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2012 at 3:21 am by KichigaiNeko.)

Vaeolet Lilly FTW!! Big Grin

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RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 3:23 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2012 at 3:25 am by Violet.)
Shell Wrote:How likely are we to ban trolls?

Define that, and maybe I can tell you why I'm still here Heart

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So pretty much I'm just being random at this point. It's a last ditch attempt to entertain myself before I hit the sack.

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(January 25, 2012 at 3:17 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Vaeolet Lilly FTW!! Big Grin

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Oh goodness, never breasts that big. I couldn't do that. Just... it's not me.

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Use that one until I look like that Wink
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#45
RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 3:30 am
(January 25, 2012 at 3:04 am)Shell B Wrote:
(January 25, 2012 at 1:22 am)JesusFreeeek69 Wrote: been bombarding my last thread and been bombarding my posts

Interesting . . . Anyone have a clue as to which user this one is a sockpuppet of because this is their only thread, as far as I can tell. Dipshits always slip up.

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RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 3:44 am
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Fuck your 'bombardment. Look at it from a different... perspective Wink
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RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 3:45 am
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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#48
RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 5:54 am
(January 25, 2012 at 1:22 am)JesusFreeeek69 Wrote: if god doesn't exist,who wrote the bible?

think about that one,think about it.
Your fallacious pig shit is not worth reading let alone thinking about.


(January 25, 2012 at 1:42 am)JesusFreeeek69 Wrote: You atheist heithens will die in eternal hell fire! Can you ttell?
Can you spell?


(January 25, 2012 at 1:48 am)JesusFreeeek69 Wrote: no god wrote bible, therefore no humans
1. Humans create thin sheets known as paper from the pulp of wood or other fibrous substances.
2. Humans make books that have written or printed work consisting of pages glued or sewn together along one side and bound in covers.
3. Humans are very imaginative and can make stuff up.
4. Humans wrote the Bible which is merely a collection of books/manuscripts by multiple authors who often contradicted each other owing to the fact they each had their own varying conceptions of a personal God.
5. Therefore your one true God exists.

Confusedhock:

Either you are a fucking genius or you are a magnificent retard who deserves to have their brain taken away by social services, and I'm certain beyond reasonable doubt the latter is true here.
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RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 6:53 am
(January 25, 2012 at 3:05 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote:


I'm surprised they could reach 10 jokes.
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RE: Dear Forum...
January 25, 2012 at 7:30 am (This post was last modified: January 25, 2012 at 8:02 am by Ace Otana.)
(January 25, 2012 at 1:22 am)JesusFreeeek69 Wrote: if god doesn't exist,who wrote the bible?

think about that one,think about it.

Men, fools long ago who knew nothing of the world and cosmos.
(January 25, 2012 at 1:42 am)JesusFreeeek69 Wrote: You atheist heithens will die in eternal hell fire! Can you ttell?

Can't. Hell doesn't exist.
Also...how very Christian of you. What happened to hate the sin love the sinner? Love they neighbour as they self?
Also the other Christian rule - Condemn and you will be condemned, judge and you'll be judged. Perhaps you're pissing off the god you're supposed to be following by committing a few sins by attacking us. Perhaps it's you who goes to hell? Why would god allow hateful intolerant people into heaven?
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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