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Atheists Make Better Lovers

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Atheists Make Better Lovers
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Atheists Make Better Lovers
February 15, 2012 at 1:42 pm
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RE: Atheists Make Better Lovers
February 15, 2012 at 1:46 pm
Do atheists also get tattoos that say "iStockPhoto" across the bottom of their feet?
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RE: Atheists Make Better Lovers
February 15, 2012 at 1:48 pm
(February 15, 2012 at 1:46 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Do atheists also get tattoos that say "iStockPhoto" across the bottom of their feet?

You dont have one?



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: Atheists Make Better Lovers
February 15, 2012 at 1:48 pm
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RE: Atheists Make Better Lovers
February 15, 2012 at 5:09 pm (This post was last modified: February 15, 2012 at 5:13 pm by Doubting Thomas.)
Fundies are way too uptight to enjoy sex. All that thinking your dead grandparents or Jesus are floating overhead watching you and such...

What do fundies consider foreplay? Doing the dishes.
Why don't fundies have sex standing up? It leads to dancing.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Atheists Make Better Lovers
March 19, 2012 at 1:28 pm
All that repressed sexual tension? I bet they can get it on.
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RE: Atheists Make Better Lovers
March 19, 2012 at 1:43 pm
(February 15, 2012 at 1:46 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Do atheists also get tattoos that say "iStockPhoto" across the bottom of their feet?

How can you be an atheist without one Tib?
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RE: Atheists Make Better Lovers
March 19, 2012 at 2:07 pm
I'm not entirely sure I have ever slept with an atheist. Hm. Oh, wait, I lied. I definitely slept with at least one. He was on par with the others, so there you have it.
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RE: Atheists Make Better Lovers
March 19, 2012 at 2:22 pm
To my knowledge, I have never had sex with another atheist. Apparently I'm missing out and my partners have been lucking out.
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RE: Atheists Make Better Lovers
March 19, 2012 at 2:29 pm (This post was last modified: March 19, 2012 at 2:30 pm by LastPoet.)
(March 19, 2012 at 2:07 pm)Shell B Wrote: I'm not entirely sure I have ever slept with an atheist. Hm. Oh, wait, I lied. I definitely slept with at least one. He was on par with the others, so there you have it.

And here I was thinking you were a virgin Angel Cloud Big Grin
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