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RE: i want to thank every atheist
March 1, 2012 at 3:59 pm
Of course, being banned, he's going to imagine some great victory in his mind.
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RE: i want to thank every atheist
March 1, 2012 at 5:04 pm
I love and cherish the short moments we get to spend messing with the crazy people who come here. It makes my days brighter.
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RE: i want to thank every atheist
March 3, 2012 at 7:57 pm
Don't forget the double-blind aspect, for which we'd require a video without the thong. (See, this is you lot, you're a bad influence.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: i want to thank every atheist
March 4, 2012 at 1:30 pm
(March 1, 2012 at 1:55 pm)aleialoura Wrote: LMAO over here! Thanks everyone. I enjoy my American right to show off my assets. I feel really awful for those women out there who don't have that option. Normally I dress pretty conservatively... well, let's just say I'm a jeans and t-shirt kinda woman, but it's good to know that if I want, I can dress provocatively. Hell, with my license from the state, I can titty fuck the stripper pole, and as long as I'm still wearing my thong, nobody minds... except for the jealous bitches, of course.
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Not only are you the best poster ever on this forum, but you have great tits.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
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