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Christian Entropy
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RE: Christian Entropy
(March 3, 2012 at 12:21 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: that "Thermodynamics" arguement has become one of the most popular arguments for Jesus. Im not really sure how thermodynamics, even if it did work they way they incorrectly suggest, has ANYTHING to do with Jesus... but they sure see the correlation.

They see Jesus everywhere. The sides of buildings, toast, and sure, what the hell, in entropy too while we're at it.

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#12
RE: Christian Entropy
(March 3, 2012 at 1:40 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(March 3, 2012 at 12:21 pm)reverendjeremiah Wrote: that "Thermodynamics" arguement has become one of the most popular arguments for Jesus. Im not really sure how thermodynamics, even if it did work they way they incorrectly suggest, has ANYTHING to do with Jesus... but they sure see the correlation.

They see Jesus everywhere. The sides of buildings, toast, and sure, what the hell, in entropy too while we're at it.

Don't forget he is also seen in......

[Image: dogbuttjesus.jpg]
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#13
RE: Christian Entropy
Can't see the image, but I' guessing it's an asshole (literally).. Did I win?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Christian Entropy
(March 3, 2012 at 1:50 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Can't see the image, but I' guessing it's an asshole (literally).. Did I win?

The img tag doesn't seem to be working so go to http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/17/...jesus.jpg/ and laugh your ass off.
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