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Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light

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Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
Rokcet Scientist Offline
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Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 9, 2012 at 6:07 pm
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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 9, 2012 at 6:09 pm
That image isn't going to leave me for a while.

Whats the book?
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If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm
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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 9, 2012 at 7:36 pm
(March 9, 2012 at 6:09 pm)NoMoreFaith Wrote: Whats the book?

Haven't a clue. It's random picture of "a" book's page floating around on the internet without attribution.
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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 9, 2012 at 10:43 pm
It's from Michael Pollan's book "The Botany of Desire"
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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 9, 2012 at 11:24 pm
A broomstick would make a terrible dildo.
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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 10, 2012 at 12:36 am
(March 9, 2012 at 11:24 pm)Shell B Wrote: A broomstick would make a terrible dildo.

If you're a witch it's probably the best you'll get!
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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 10, 2012 at 12:42 am
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"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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March 10, 2012 at 1:19 am
(March 10, 2012 at 12:36 am)Rokcet Scientist Wrote:
(March 9, 2012 at 11:24 pm)Shell B Wrote: A broomstick would make a terrible dildo.

If you're a witch it's probably the best you'll get!

Honestly, if there was absolutely any religion/worldview I wish was true, it would be magic. I would make a boss witch, plus you would all be my slaves. Big Grin
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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 10, 2012 at 1:38 am
I already have a magic wand. Big Grin
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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 10, 2012 at 2:39 pm
(March 10, 2012 at 1:19 am)Shell B Wrote: I would make a boss witch

You're already there, regardless of whether or not magic exists. That's what we like about you. Smile

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