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Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light

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Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 10, 2012 at 2:43 pm
(March 10, 2012 at 2:39 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(March 10, 2012 at 1:19 am)Shell B Wrote: I would make a boss witch

You're already there, regardless of whether or not magic exists. That's what we like about you. Smile

Speak for yourself. Some people don't like me. Shhh. . . don't tell anyone. Tongue
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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 10, 2012 at 2:44 pm
(March 9, 2012 at 11:24 pm)Shell B Wrote: A broomstick would make a terrible dildo.

I dont think you have to push it all the way in.Big Grin



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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 10, 2012 at 2:49 pm
(March 10, 2012 at 2:43 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(March 10, 2012 at 2:39 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(March 10, 2012 at 1:19 am)Shell B Wrote: I would make a boss witch

You're already there, regardless of whether or not magic exists. That's what we like about you. Smile

Speak for yourself. Some people don't like me. Shhh. . . don't tell anyone. Tongue

I disagree.................

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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 10, 2012 at 2:53 pm
Oh, snap. It's not a good idea to disagree with me. Smile
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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 10, 2012 at 2:59 pm (This post was last modified: March 10, 2012 at 3:02 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Archived footage of forum disagreements.




(3:25 in, the bear has a wtf moment, definitely not how shit played out in it's head)

As a completely unrelated aside, comments mined from related videos-

"Nah, just the usual racism. Bears, especially polar bears are racists and gun nuts.
The second amendment of the constitution of the United States of Arctica regulates the right to arm bears. Except for black bears and the mexican brown bear."
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Witches' broomsticks in a whole new light
March 10, 2012 at 3:12 pm
Fucking hilarious. Random comments are the internet's version of seeing someone in the store with her dress tucked into her panties.
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