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Wackiest Notions and Theories which have occurred to you
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RE: Wackiest Notions and Theories which have occurred to you
(March 15, 2012 at 7:09 pm)NoMoreFaith Wrote: Oh, and regress of universes at the "ultimate" macro or micro level isn't?
Regardless, the beautifully straightforward way it was expressed made it seem plausible. While my idea sounds perfectly reasonable to me, it's almost as if it has some kind of weird effect on reality, such that what ends up in print has distorted into gibberish at some point during the journey from my head to the keyboard. If I can hit on the right combination of words, I'll try to preserve them here before they mutate again.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#12
RE: Wackiest Notions and Theories which have occurred to you
Here is a theory that explains both why time travel hasn't been invented yet and why Adolf Hitler managed to survive no less than 42 attempts on his life:
Some poor schmuck has invented time travel every day since the news of Auschwitz first came to the world. These time travelers came in two categories
1) People who want to save the Jews and assassinate Hitler.
2) People who want to undo the damage caused by the first category when their attempts caused a worse dictator to arrive.
As a result, the discovery of time travel was more of a drain to mankind than anyone else.

Any thoughts?
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#13
RE: Wackiest Notions and Theories which have occurred to you
Its not really necessary to dissect the problems there, its awesome by itself.

Valkyrie meets Terminator Smile Its worth the movie rights, nevermind the logical problems.

I'd see that movie.
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RE: Wackiest Notions and Theories which have occurred to you
I used to believe that I could eat 4 cream crackers in under a minute. I was proven wrong.
Cunt
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RE: Wackiest Notions and Theories which have occurred to you
(March 16, 2012 at 12:36 pm)frankiej Wrote: I used to believe that I could eat 4 cream crackers in under a minute. I was proven wrong.

That sounds suspiciously easy.... there must be a catch.. I'll have to try it. FOR SCIENCE!
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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RE: Wackiest Notions and Theories which have occurred to you
(March 16, 2012 at 12:37 pm)NoMoreFaith Wrote:
(March 16, 2012 at 12:36 pm)frankiej Wrote: I used to believe that I could eat 4 cream crackers in under a minute. I was proven wrong.

That sounds suspiciously easy.... there must be a catch.. I'll have to try it. FOR SCIENCE!

You think it is easy, but then you realise just how dry they are. You are not allowed to drink during that minute either, that would make it too easy.

Cunt
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#17
RE: Wackiest Notions and Theories which have occurred to you
I thought it was 16 crackers? Oh well.

I've considered the idea that each time I have a thought, it momentarily becomes a consciousness from my perspective. It would be explained to be like the position of someone with split personalities, I imagine. In other words, is it possible that each mind is many versions of consciousness, and the overriding intelligence is capable of assuming the guise of one line of thought? So if I have a thought, have I created a new consciousness that overlaps my old one, and therefore a new person who inhabits my body and seems to be part of my mind?

It's just crazy speculation.
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RE: Wackiest Notions and Theories which have occurred to you
That aliens came down and influenced ancient human religion. I used it to make sense of all these weird gods of ancient civilisations (like the egyptian gods).

In fairness I think I just enjoyed Predator a bit too much.
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Wackiest Notions and Theories which have occurred to you
(March 16, 2012 at 8:26 pm)Napoleon Wrote: That aliens came down and influenced ancient human religion. I used it to make sense of all these weird gods of ancient civilisations (like the egyptian gods).

In fairness I think I just enjoyed Predator a bit too much.

I still lean toward this actually as it's quite possible. Not my main belief but it's far more plausible then most.

Here's a couple things I cooked up when I was a teenager.

1. We're already dead: The life we experience now is just a very lucid flashback of our lives playing out before us and when it reaches the end you perceive yourself as dead. Think about it, most peoples first memory is when they were like 2 or 3. In that instance, it's as if you instantly started living at that age since you have no recollection of a previous life. If everything just disappears when you die, then you wouldn't even remember being alive.

2. Aliens commonly known as "Greys" are actually future humans conducting research on their past. The "space" craft they travel in are time machines or are capable of going so fast that they can warp time. Reasoning: enlarged eyes, everything is on displays these days. Reduced muscle mass, as we build machines, computers and robots we have no need for physical labor. Elongated fingers, typing/interacting with devices.


Not bad for a 16 year old pot head eh? Lol
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