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A Methodist in Your Midst
RE: A Methodist in Your Midst
GET A FUCKING EDUCATION CHRISTIAN! And stop being that pastor's plaything!! Angry
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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(March 31, 2012 at 6:02 am)Christian Wrote: Wow, I am attracting attention here.
I went for a 1 week Jesus camp with my congregation but trip had to be cut short. Flooding in Fiji is quite bad at the moment. Thank God only 3 lives were lost.

Oh, you have so got to be a troll!! Only 3 lives lost? At what number do you stop praising your God? 5? 10? Would you be saying "Thank God only 50 lives were lost?" And how about the families of those 3 people who died? Are they thanking your God at this moment?

If you are not a troll then I suggest you are a monstrously callous excuse for a human being!
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He's either that or just a VERY stoopid Fijian...there are ALOT of them ya know. Prime targets for religion. Tongue
Most "religious fervour" is along the major subduction zones on this planet?? And God was not originally a volcano?? More like god is an appeal against natural forces and those who benefit from it are those least able to explain it. Angry

Religion is such a horrible scam.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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(March 31, 2012 at 6:21 am)Darwinian Wrote: Oh, you have so got to be a troll!!

I suggest you are a monstrously callous excuse for a human being!

Im neither.

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RE: A Methodist in Your Midst
(March 31, 2012 at 6:36 am)Christian Wrote:
(March 31, 2012 at 6:21 am)Darwinian Wrote: Oh, you have so got to be a troll!!

I suggest you are a monstrously callous excuse for a human being!

Im neither.

I would dispute that! Tongue
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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RE: A Methodist in Your Midst
(March 31, 2012 at 6:36 am)Christian Wrote:
(March 31, 2012 at 6:21 am)Darwinian Wrote: Oh, you have so got to be a troll!!

I suggest you are a monstrously callous excuse for a human being!

Im neither.

Then sir, you must be an imbecile.

Quote:im·be·cile (mb-sl, -sl)
n.

1. A stupid or silly person; a dolt.
2. A person whose mental acumen is well below par.
3. A person of moderate to severe mental retardation having a mental age of from three to seven years and generally being capable of some degree of communication and performance of simple tasks under supervision. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

adj. also im·be·cil·ic (mb-slk)

1. Stupid; silly.
2. Well below par in mental acumen.
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Wow I haven't seen the argument from incomplete devastation in a while! Its like an old friend.

Ooo Ooooo Do the argument from Beauty next, do you take requests?
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The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
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(March 31, 2012 at 6:17 am)Christian Wrote: We really cannot imagine how God works, Insanity X.

Yes, we can.....

Not at all, because he doesn't exist.
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RE: A Methodist in Your Midst
(March 31, 2012 at 6:41 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(March 31, 2012 at 6:17 am)Christian Wrote: We really cannot imagine how God works, Insanity X.

Yes, we can.....

Not at all, because he doesn't exist.

Oooh I missed that one, the argument from intelligence! #14

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

Come on, argument from Beauty and I win bad arguments for God Bingo!
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog

If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside?
The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic.
― Tim Minchin, Storm
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RE: A Methodist in Your Midst
(March 31, 2012 at 6:39 am)Darwinian Wrote: Then sir, you must be an imbecile.

Quote:im·be·cile (mb-sl, -sl)
n.

1. A stupid or silly person; a dolt.
2. A person whose mental acumen is well below par.
3. A person of moderate to severe mental retardation having a mental age of from three to seven years and generally being capable of some degree of communication and performance of simple tasks under supervision. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

adj. also im·be·cil·ic (mb-slk)

1. Stupid; silly.
2. Well below par in mental acumen.

Thanks.

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