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Is God really a volcano
#61
RE: Is God really a volcano

Quote:I believe he's referring to the Yellowstone super-volcano.

If so, "close" is relative.


I would have thought living on the San Andreas Fault was more than enough for the average thrill seeker or god-will- provide loon.



Have I misunderstood,or is San Francisco going to become an offshore island any time from well, now? Thinking
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#62
RE: Is God really a volcano
(April 7, 2012 at 3:10 am)Godschild Wrote: Yes I know, but at least being in the southwest might be some better considering our weather patterns are generally west to east and north to southeast. That's until the supervolcano in NM erupts and finishes the country off.

"God saw all that he had made, and it was very good." Thinking
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#63
RE: Is God really a volcano
(April 8, 2012 at 6:40 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(April 7, 2012 at 3:10 am)Godschild Wrote: Yes I know, but at least being in the southwest might be some better considering our weather patterns are generally west to east and north to southeast. That's until the supervolcano in NM erupts and finishes the country off.

"God saw all that he had made, and it was very good." Thinking

Sin changed that very good creation.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#64
RE: Is God really a volcano
I don't think so.
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#65
RE: Is God really a volcano
Quote:Sin changed that very good creation.

How come your "all-knowing" god didn't know that he had fucked up? How "good" could it have been if he soon felt compelled to wipe it out?

Why is your god always a shmuck?
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#66
RE: Is God really a volcano
(April 8, 2012 at 9:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:Sin changed that very good creation.

How come your "all-knowing" god didn't know that he had fucked up? How "good" could it have been if he soon felt compelled to wipe it out?

Why is your god always a shmuck?

He's not, perfection before disobedience.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#67
RE: Is God really a volcano
Simply ludicrous.

The Greco-Roman philosopher Celsus had a concept of "god" as someone who would build things right the first time. Unlike the clown the Jews invented who had to tear it down and start over.
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#68
RE: Is God really a volcano
I read something about that in Scientific American GC, molten hot plumes of sin being the red shit that flies out of the gaping maw of a volcano. Jerkoff
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#69
RE: Is God really a volcano
(April 9, 2012 at 1:29 am)Rhythm Wrote: I read something about that in Scientific American GC, molten hot plumes of sin being the red shit that flies out of the gaping maw of a volcano. Jerkoff

God's not a volcano, Mt. Sinai (Jebel al Lawz) is not a volcano.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#70
RE: Is God really a volcano
Absolutely.

Volcanoes exist. More than one can say for your god.
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