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I've had a vision
#41
RE: I've had a vision
(April 1, 2012 at 5:27 am)Bueller Wrote: I know that atheists love nothing more than to mock deeply held beliefs but this is not a belief, this is a fact. Didn't you read that I told you I had a vision and a visitation from Jesus? Why would anyone make that up? Open your minds to the truth!

I too have had visions and the Angel of the Lord has told me that Jesus is returning!!!! Tell them about the power of our God. We've both witnessed the hand of God brother!

You're probably wrong about all this alien stuff though.
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#42
RE: I've had a vision
ROFLOL

And now the battle begins!!

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And just about intelligent :S
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#43
RE: I've had a vision
(April 1, 2012 at 10:12 am)One King Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 5:27 am)Bueller Wrote: I know that atheists love nothing more than to mock deeply held beliefs but this is not a belief, this is a fact. Didn't you read that I told you I had a vision and a visitation from Jesus? Why would anyone make that up? Open your minds to the truth!

I too have had visions and the Angel of the Lord has told me that Jesus is returning!!!! Tell them about the power of our God. We've both witnessed the hand of God brother!

You're probably wrong about all this alien stuff though.

You call them angels and I call them aliens. Truth is though that unless we change our ways then this planet is doomed.

The power of God is infinite and could smite us with a single thought although he chooses to work through his creation and the laws of nature as he IS this nature. His wrath will not come in the form of the supernatural but in the form of your worst sci-fi invasion nightmare with our planet being ravaged and our people being enslaved!

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#44
RE: I've had a vision
(April 1, 2012 at 10:21 am)Bueller Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 10:12 am)One King Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 5:27 am)Bueller Wrote: I know that atheists love nothing more than to mock deeply held beliefs but this is not a belief, this is a fact. Didn't you read that I told you I had a vision and a visitation from Jesus? Why would anyone make that up? Open your minds to the truth!

I too have had visions and the Angel of the Lord has told me that Jesus is returning!!!! Tell them about the power of our God. We've both witnessed the hand of God brother!

You're probably wrong about all this alien stuff though.

You call them angels and I call them aliens. Truth is though that unless we change our ways then this planet is doomed.

The power of God is infinite and could smite us with a single thought although he chooses to work through his creation and the laws of nature as he IS this nature. His wrath will not come in the form of the supernatural but in the form of your worst sci-fi invasion nightmare with our planet being ravaged and our people being enslaved!

Is the green lady from Lost In Space gonna be on the invasion force, I wouldn't mind being her slave. then again, there is Princess Vespa. Is Druidia represented in the invasion force?
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#45
RE: I've had a vision
Dodgy

Go EAT and drink lots of water and go back onto your meds guys. You are just making yourselves look silly. Seriously.
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#46
RE: I've had a vision
(April 1, 2012 at 10:21 am)Bueller Wrote: You call them angels and I call them aliens. Truth is though that unless we change our ways then this planet is doomed.

And I think you're both mad fucking crazy. Though I'm sure I'm not the only one who thinks this....
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#47
RE: I've had a vision
Pretty huge coincidence that two believers KNOW that the end of the world is coming within weeks!

How do you explain THAT atheists????!!!!!!

YOU DON'T!
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#48
RE: I've had a vision
(April 1, 2012 at 10:34 am)One King Wrote: Pretty huge coincidence that two believers KNOW that the end of the world is coming within weeks!

How do you explain THAT atheists????!!!!!!

YOU DON'T!

You're both bat shit crazy. There, I've just explained it.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#49
RE: I've had a vision
Seems quite reasonable of a conclusion Ace Big Grin
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#50
RE: I've had a vision
(April 1, 2012 at 6:15 am)Ace Otana Wrote: [quote='Bueller' pid='264571' dateline='1333274496']


Please don't reproduce.

Yes, I second this request.
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise

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