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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 1:02 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 12:57 pm)One King Wrote: If an Angel of God visited you, would you question him? No.
I'm not wrong.
Depends. If I'm walking down the street and a huge fucking angel lands there and starts talking to me I would probably go for it.
Mostly because I would be either:
1. So insane that I no longer need to worry about asking questions
2. Or Im not mad and against all odds there is a fucking angel there.
But on the flip-side if I'm asleep and dream about angels I will pass that off as one of my many crazy dreams. If I were inclined to believe my dreams I would have one mental belief structure.
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 1:48 pm
Bueller Wrote:You people are so STUBBORN and CLOSED MINDED and STUPID!
Yeah! You guys are stupid and closed minded for not just believing me when I tell you that aliens visited me and told me that they are going to blow up the planet! Morons!
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 1:51 pm
(March 31, 2012 at 7:30 pm)Bueller Wrote: Last night fellow sentients I was visited by an ambassador from Venus who told me that he was here on this Earth once before in the form of the being we now call Jesus.
This is an important message and 100% true. If we do not change our wicked ways the galactic council are to remove our protected status and allow any race whatsoever to come here and do as they will.
There are many races that would like to inhabit our planet and use us as slaves and food but at the moment they are all turned away by the Earth Protection Fleet.
It's not too late to change, we just have to embrace Cosmic spirituality as taught by the Aetherius Society and we will be spared this disaster.
We must all sing praises to the Cosmos/God now to show our betters that we have the ability to become spiritually aware and evolve into more advanced peoples.
I can't impress upon you all enough the urgency of the task that lies ahead of us. Please don't scoff or mock as this will only serve to support the notion that we are not worth saving. The galactic council are monitoring this site from orbit as we type, oh hail our galactic masters in their infinite wisdom and mercy!
Wow. I want that acid.
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 2:07 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 12:33 pm)One King Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 11:13 am)Insanity x Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 10:34 am)One King Wrote: Pretty huge coincidence that two believers KNOW that the end of the world is coming within weeks!
How many weeks?
I already told you. April 13th, Jesus Christ returns!
Get Humbled!!
I get visited by the almighty spaghetti monster on daily basis,and it never mentioned anything about the end of the world.
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 2:29 pm
Shell B Wrote:Wow. I want that acid.
I don't think you do. That's the kind of trip you don't come back from.
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 2:30 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 2:29 pm)Faith No More Wrote: Shell B Wrote:Wow. I want that acid.
I don't think you do. That's the kind of trip you don't come back from.
Yes it doesn't seem to be wearing off..
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 2:50 pm
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 2:55 pm by Norfolk And Chance.)
(March 31, 2012 at 7:30 pm)Bueller Wrote: Last night fellow sentients I was visited by an ambassador from Venus who told me that he was here on this Earth once before in the form of the being we now call Jesus.
This is an important message and 100% true. If we do not change our wicked ways the galactic council are to remove our protected status and allow any race whatsoever to come here and do as they will.
There are many races that would like to inhabit our planet and use us as slaves and food but at the moment they are all turned away by the Earth Protection Fleet.
It's not too late to change, we just have to embrace Cosmic spirituality as taught by the Aetherius Society and we will be spared this disaster.
We must all sing praises to the Cosmos/God now to show our betters that we have the ability to become spiritually aware and evolve into more advanced peoples.
I can't impress upon you all enough the urgency of the task that lies ahead of us. Please don't scoff or mock as this will only serve to support the notion that we are not worth saving. The galactic council are monitoring this site from orbit as we type, oh hail our galactic masters in their infinite wisdom and mercy!
You are absolutely mental.
(April 1, 2012 at 6:15 am)Ace Otana Wrote: (April 1, 2012 at 6:01 am)Bueller Wrote: Oh you humans are so ARROGANT! You think that just because your biology couldn't withstand or survive on a planet like Venus then nothing could. The beings living on Venus are not the same as you and find the environment very pleasant.
This is what we mean when we say that you are CLOSED MINDED. You need to grow up!
It is you who needs to grow up. Once again, imagination controlling judgement. Jumping to conclusions and fail to use any reason.
Another lost mind to join the endless list of lost minds.
Please don't reproduce.
She already has, and to be honest, this should be a concern. Her ip address and details should be sent to social services, and they can decide if she is sane enough to bring a child up.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 5:40 pm
I have studied the Bible and the theology behind Christianity for many years. I have been to many churches. I have walked the depth and the breadth of the religion and, as a result of this, I have a lot of bullshit to scrape off the bottom of my shoes. ~Ziploc Surprise
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 6:39 pm
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 6:41 pm by Cyberman.)
Is there some way to attract all the crazier crazies into one corner of the forum, perhaps with some sort of bait, then slam and lock the door once they're in? If we could then cut 'em loose and just leave them to drift around cyberspace forever, all the better. I don't know about anyone else but the joke is getting really tiresome.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: I've had a vision
April 1, 2012 at 9:32 pm
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 9:33 pm by BoyWonder.)
(April 1, 2012 at 6:39 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Is there some way to attract all the crazier crazies into one corner of the forum, perhaps with some sort of bait, then slam and lock the door once they're in? If we could then cut 'em loose and just leave them to drift around cyberspace forever, all the better. I don't know about anyone else but the joke is getting really tiresome.
You wouldn't have a scapegoat for your frustrations anymore. 
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