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I am saved!
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RE: I am saved!
April 1, 2012 at 10:44 am
(April 1, 2012 at 10:40 am)One King Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 10:38 am)aleialoura Wrote: Yay for sweet baby jaysus! May his warm zombie jism fill up my orifices until I can bear no more pleasure! Hallelujah!

That so offensive to me. How dare you mock the King of Kings!?! Such filthiness will certainly grant you a special punishment in Hell!

You pretty promise? Cuz... it kinda turns me on just thinking about it.
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RE: I am saved!
April 1, 2012 at 10:45 am
Hey It's nearly Zombie on a stick day!! Ummm yeah the whole resurrection thingy day...

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Chocolate!! Big Grin
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Minimalist Offline Donators
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#13
RE: I am saved!
April 1, 2012 at 12:13 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 10:38 am)aleialoura Wrote: Yay for sweet baby jaysus! May his warm zombie jism fill up my orifices until I can bear no more pleasure! Hallelujah!

Coming in the name of the lord, eh?
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RE: I am saved!
April 1, 2012 at 12:16 pm (This post was last modified: April 1, 2012 at 12:20 pm by Ace Otana.)
I have a confession, I'm Jesus Christ. Tongue
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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#15
RE: I am saved!
April 1, 2012 at 12:27 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 10:45 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Hey It's nearly Zombie on a stick day!! Ummm yeah the whole resurrection thingy day...

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RE: I am saved!
April 1, 2012 at 12:35 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 12:27 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 10:45 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Hey It's nearly Zombie on a stick day!! Ummm yeah the whole resurrection thingy day...

[Image: greatfuckignidea.jpg]

God will only be mocked for a short while and then BAM! You're crispy toast!!!
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#17
RE: I am saved!
April 1, 2012 at 2:09 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 10:40 am)One King Wrote:
(April 1, 2012 at 10:38 am)aleialoura Wrote: Yay for sweet baby jaysus! May his warm zombie jism fill up my orifices until I can bear no more pleasure! Hallelujah!

That so offensive to me. How dare you mock the King of Kings!?! Such filthiness will certainly grant you a special punishment in Hell!

The king of kings was a dark skinned homeless carpenter.
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#18
RE: I am saved!
April 1, 2012 at 4:51 pm
(April 1, 2012 at 12:35 pm)One King Wrote: God will only be mocked for a short while and then BAM! You're crispy toast!!!

Can you give an approximate time range? Because atheists have been mocking your god for years and BAM! - nothing.
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