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Monty Python - The Funniest Joke In The World
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Monty Python - The Funniest Joke In The World




















Here is a joke: I old man meets god, god say: I could grand you a strength of a nature animal. Old man thinks awhile...I like to have cat's nine life, god say ok. After a flash. Old man feels nothing, so he wanna test it,then go lay down at railway, after a train go throu, he is dead....then old man sprit meets god again, says: your are powerless god! The god so angry says: the fkin train has 10 cars.
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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