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Looks as if Texans
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Looks as if Texans
were so busy worrying about niggers in the white house that they forgot to ask pappy jesus not to smear their asses with tornadoes.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2012040...KU4G3.html

Quote:DALLAS (AP) - Tornadoes tore through the Dallas area on Tuesday, tearing roofs off homes, tossing trucks into the air and leaving flattened tractor trailers strewn along highways and parking lots.

The National Weather Service reported at least two separate "large and extremely dangerous" tornadoes south of Dallas and Fort Worth. Several other developing twisters were reported as a band of violent storms moved north through the metropolitan area. Officials had no immediate information about injuries.

Some amazing video coming out of there.

I wonder if any of them will even pause to wonder why god is punishing them?

Nah.... they'll blame the democrats.

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RE: Looks as if Texans
They will claim god is mad at them for not being big enough dicks in the name of Jesus.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Looks as if Texans
(April 3, 2012 at 3:59 pm)Minimalist Wrote: were so busy worrying about niggers in the white house that they forgot to ask pappy jesus not to smear their asses with tornadoes.

Watch it Bub.... Wink

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RE: Looks as if Texans
One of my best friends from highschool aunt's and uncles house was destroyed from this tornado.. :/
I even visited their home in summer of 2010. I'm not sure if they were religious or not, but this is a tragedy regardless of religion.
uckily no one in their family was hurt.
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RE: Looks as if Texans
(April 3, 2012 at 3:59 pm)Minimalist Wrote: were so busy worrying about niggers in the white house that they forgot to ask pappy jesus not to smear their asses with tornadoes.

http://apnews.excite.com/article/2012040...KU4G3.html

Quote:DALLAS (AP) - Tornadoes tore through the Dallas area on Tuesday, tearing roofs off homes, tossing trucks into the air and leaving flattened tractor trailers strewn along highways and parking lots.

The National Weather Service reported at least two separate "large and extremely dangerous" tornadoes south of Dallas and Fort Worth. Several other developing twisters were reported as a band of violent storms moved north through the metropolitan area. Officials had no immediate information about injuries.

Some amazing video coming out of there.

I wonder if any of them will even pause to wonder why god is punishing them?

Nah.... they'll blame the democrats.
Don't forget the Pinko Liberals and the Commies!

But the Lord struck 'm today with one sissy's hysteria attack and the morbid knee-jerk hysterical lemming attitude of thousands to close down Dallas' Love Field:

Quote:TSA Shuts Down Airport, Detains 11 After "Science Project" Found

A group of students and a professor were detained by TSA at Dallas' Love Field. Several of them were led away in handcuffs. What did they do wrong? One of them left a robotic science experiment behind on an aircraft, which panicked a boarding flight crew. The experiment 'looked like a cell phone attached to a remote control car with some exposed wires protruding.' Of course, the false alarm inconvenienced more than the traveling academics. The airport was temporarily shut down and multiple gates were evacuated, causing flight delays and diversions.

Imagine the capital waste that one hysterical flight attendant caused! Big Grin
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RE: Looks as if Texans
"Only two deaths, God is merciful."
in 3...2...1....
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