Ok, I probably do have a few weird habits. In no particular order:
- I have an aversion to odd numbers. Nothing psychotic, I just find myself doing things like knocking an even number of times on a door, or scratching an itch in multiples of two. If I do something involuntarily odd-numbered, such as coughing, I give an extra one to even it out. You can stop backing away now.
- I like eating ice cubes. Also frozen veg, especially peas, straight from the freezer. This can have added entertainment value, since I've never had the thing about sensitive front teeth that many people seem to have; so seeing their reaction to my biting the ice with my front teeth, or rubbing it over them is hilarious and gives me the feeling of superiority I so often crave.
- Occasionally I like to open my folder of Pippa Middleton pictures, then take a small aubergine which I've warmed slightly in the microwave and stuff it with Marmite. Then I [Deleted on legal advice]
- I have an aversion to odd numbers. Nothing psychotic, I just find myself doing things like knocking an even number of times on a door, or scratching an itch in multiples of two. If I do something involuntarily odd-numbered, such as coughing, I give an extra one to even it out. You can stop backing away now.
- I like eating ice cubes. Also frozen veg, especially peas, straight from the freezer. This can have added entertainment value, since I've never had the thing about sensitive front teeth that many people seem to have; so seeing their reaction to my biting the ice with my front teeth, or rubbing it over them is hilarious and gives me the feeling of superiority I so often crave.
- Occasionally I like to open my folder of Pippa Middleton pictures, then take a small aubergine which I've warmed slightly in the microwave and stuff it with Marmite. Then I [Deleted on legal advice]
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'