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People who mocked god and lived.
#21
RE: People who mocked god and lived.
God sent me some particularly evil clients today, so maybe its a warning shot!

Maybe we should set up a study. We're all blasphemers, so we can set up one blaspheme tomorrow, two the day after on a gradual scale until by the end of next month we can't go 5 minutes without cursing God. Meanwhile, set up a gradient between 0-100 on how happy we are feeling.

Then we can do correlation charts to spot any trends measured against the amount of blashemy Big Grin
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#22
RE: People who mocked god and lived.
Back for yet another day of mocking all things xtian!

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#23
RE: People who mocked god and lived.
I hereby mock every deity whose adherents would look dimly up at the mockery.

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#24
RE: People who mocked god and lived.
Uhhhh, I died, it must be because I mocked god. I am passing to the other side. Ahhhh, help!, lakes of fire, infinite torture from infinite love and kindness, ahhhhhh

Just kidding. I am still alive
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#25
RE: People who mocked god and lived.
Attention all deities who might be offended by mockery: I fart in your general direction.
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