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Do you say oh my God or gosh?
#11
RE: Do you say oh my God or gosh?
(April 25, 2012 at 9:17 am)Phil Wrote: I say holy shit.
None of it really bother's me as none of it is literal.

Depending on the circumstances: Oh My God!, Fucking Cheese-steak Jimmies, Holy Hell.

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#12
RE: Do you say oh my God or gosh?
I really like Jesus Fucking Christ.... its also fun to say with an aussie accent or something.... yeah...
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#13
RE: Do you say oh my God or gosh?
'Wow' or 'Whoa' are shorter and work just fine without sounding like Beaver Cleaver. I've been trying to work on swearing less, not because its blasphemy or I'm a prude. I just think it's lazy and less descriptive. Asshole has become too generic, whereas Jackass, Snake, Chiseler and Clown are much more accurate for stubborn lying cheating fools. I still prefer twat for extra emphasis. But I do enjoy hearing creative insults like assclown and cock leper. Plus I've learned some extra colorful phrases here on AF. Thank you all.
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#14
RE: Do you say oh my God or gosh?
Great Zues' Beard!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#15
RE: Do you say oh my God or gosh?
OH Fuck or Holy Shit for me
"Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful" - Edward Gibbon (Offen misattributed to Lucius Annaeus Seneca or Seneca the Younger) (Thanks to apophenia for the correction)
'I am driven by two main philosophies:
Know more about the world than I knew yesterday and lessen the suffering of others. You'd be surprised how far that gets you' - Neil deGrasse Tyson
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
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#16
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JEEeezus mARvin chrIST - since he's imaginary anyway, he may as well be black. well, marvin could be anything but fuckit, it's how i get a laugh out of it.
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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#17
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simply Fuck
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#18
RE: Do you say oh my God or gosh?
Fuck works for me....and means the same thing as JESUS H CHRIST ON A FUCKING CRUTCH and takes less time to say.
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#19
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"Holy fuck" and "Oh lord"
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#20
RE: Do you say oh my God or gosh?
I say neither. I do say "holy fuck" a lot though...
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