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Poll: DOES it make sense now??
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Yes, and I will not need to ask the people here a question they've answered 100 times over anymore! Thank you, Creed of Heresy!
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Durrrr no it don't make no sense to me, it all talkin' 'bout purdy puzzlers and thur like, hurrdurr.
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TO ALL THEISTS: EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IN A NUTSHELL YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
#21
RE: TO ALL THEISTS: EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IN A NUTSHELL YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
Quote:I find it quite funny when christians try to dismiss a theory as a concept, so funny! EVOLUTION IS A THEORY!


Using that standard I wonder how much less than a "theory" is creationism.


I'll stick with calling it a fairy tale.
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#22
RE: TO ALL THEISTS: EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IN A NUTSHELL YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
(April 27, 2012 at 9:21 pm)mediamogul Wrote: Yes but where is the Crocoduck?

How about a Duckodile?

[Image: Anatosuchus_BW.jpg]

and for good measure here's a frogfish.

[Image: Oscellated_Frogfish.jpg]

As an added bonus. Here is our friendly fish with wrists (fishapod).

[Image: Tiktaalik_BW.jpg]

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#23
RE: TO ALL THEISTS: EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IN A NUTSHELL YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
(April 28, 2012 at 8:06 am)Phil Wrote:
(April 27, 2012 at 9:21 pm)mediamogul Wrote: Yes but where is the Crocoduck?

How about a Duckodile?

[Image: Anatosuchus_BW.jpg]

and for good measure here's a frogfish.

[Image: Oscellated_Frogfish.jpg]

As an added bonus. Here is our friendly fish with wrists (fishapod).

[Image: Tiktaalik_BW.jpg]

Yes but where is the half whalebear half crocoduck?
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"All thinking men are atheists." -Ernest Hemmingway

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire
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#24
RE: TO ALL THEISTS: EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IN A NUTSHELL YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
(April 28, 2012 at 8:56 am)mediamogul Wrote: Yes but where is the half whalebear half crocoduck?

How about ManBearPig?

[Image: Manbearpig.jpg]
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#25
RE: TO ALL THEISTS: EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IN A NUTSHELL YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
(April 28, 2012 at 9:01 am)Phil Wrote:
(April 28, 2012 at 8:56 am)mediamogul Wrote: Yes but where is the half whalebear half crocoduck?

How about ManBearPig?

[Image: Manbearpig.jpg]

Yes but where is the half manbearpig half whalebear half crocoduck?
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"All thinking men are atheists." -Ernest Hemmingway

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire
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#26
RE: TO ALL THEISTS: EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IN A NUTSHELL YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
I WANNA KNOW, WHERE IS THE HALF CYBORGMAN HALF DUCKOFISHOTTER HALF MANBEARPIGBEARWOLF.
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#27
RE: TO ALL THEISTS: EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IN A NUTSHELL YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
(April 29, 2012 at 3:32 am)Creed of Heresy Wrote: HALF CYBORGMAN HALF DUCKOFISHOTTER HALF MANBEARPIGBEARWOLF.

This I want to see! Big Grin
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#28
RE: TO ALL THEISTS: EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IN A NUTSHELL YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
(April 29, 2012 at 3:32 am)Creed of Heresy Wrote: I WANNA KNOW, WHERE IS THE HALF CYBORGMAN HALF DUCKOFISHOTTER HALF MANBEARPIGBEARWOLF.

Exactly. This little "theory" completely falls apart without the half cyborgman halfduckofisotter half manbearpigbearwolf.

Plus the 60th law of endothermatosis contradicts it.

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything." -Friedrich Nietzsche

"All thinking men are atheists." -Ernest Hemmingway

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire
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#29
RE: TO ALL THEISTS: EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IN A NUTSHELL YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
MR Garrison explains evolution,and very well, if you are goldfish.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJe3L56AP54
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#30
RE: TO ALL THEISTS: EVOLUTIONARY THEORY IN A NUTSHELL YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.
Don't forget the laws of thermodynamics! ...Which have fucking nothing to do at all with anything involving evolution at all. XD
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