How to not be desperate for a gf?

[Epimethean]

I knew a Jessica who got in trouble at school for giving the football players blowjobs. She was very religious. I suspect she took transubstantiation rather tongue in cheek, though.

[Violet]

Fuck it, be desperate. Stick it in the next thing that gets too close. I'll be rooting for you.

(needy females love the scent of desperation, you're on the right track with fb)

What he said... and if it starts getting to be too much: hire a hooker.

I know a way to hem in your sex drive. You're not going to like it. Seriously... you are not going to like it.

http://www.inhousepharmacy.vu/p-492-spir...ctone.aspx

This'll stop the worst of the testosterone. And with it... you simply won't be as interested in sex.

You will also grow manboobs for your lonely nights.

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Actually, some women like a man who is nervous or awkward. It's flattering. If I'm making a guy nervous, I know he's really into me or he's gotten to know me pretty well.

And if I see these things... I begin to suspect that they are a virgin.

Sex with a virgin sucks, but I consider breaking them in well to be a gift to whomever they next end up with.

That Violet... she's such a giver.

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Honestly, though, totally be yourself. It sure as hell beats trying to pretend you are someone you're not. If you like Legos, play with them. If you eat cereal with a fork, do it. In other words, don't cover up your quirks. The best people in my life love the worst in me. My best friend thinks it is hilarious that I do "The Randall." My mother calls me Sheldon, partly because my name is Shelly and that's what Sheldon's mom calls him, but partly because she does not care that I am a socially awkward nerd. Everyone in my family laughs because I talk in my sleep. All of these could be considered bad things. The best people disagree. It will prove true for you too.

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I disagree that they are bad... does this mean I'm one of the best people too?

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What's wrong with having girls as friends? I have quite a few girls who are very good friends of mine. We never do anything sexual nor speak of anything of sex or getting into some sort of relationship. Just regular friends. Like male friends really.

Is that what normal friends do? 0.o

Seems rather weird to me... I'd sleep with all of my friends before my heart could beat, if offered

Surely you at least mildly flirt! 0.o

[Ace Otana]

Jessica, what a beautiful name, "God beholds us through her". Hehehehe.

A beautiful name, and like the Jess I know, just as beautiful. Not now mind you. All the smoking, drinking, drug taking and increased stress levels have taken their toll. Now she's extremely skinny, she's already showing signs of wrinkles.
Nawt pwetty anymore.

Is that what normal friends do? 0.o

Seems rather weird to me... I'd sleep with all of my friends before my heart could beat, if offered

Surely you at least mildly flirt! 0.o

Naw, no real flirt. Just good friends. A couple gave me a long kiss on the lips but that's about it.

[jackman]

You will also grow manboobs for your lonely nights.

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hahahahaha, nice.

[5thHorseman]

I've slept with one friend. We are no longer friends. Not because we hate each other, but because it got awkward quick and we(she) decided to take it no further and we cut off contact.

Dang, thanks for bringing back memories, fuckers.

And i'm a massive flirt, could you guess?

[frankiej]

I've slept with one friend. We are no longer friends. Not because we hate each other, but because it got awkward quick and we(she) decided to take it no further and we cut off contact.

I didn't think it got that awkward between us.

[Ace Otana]

I've slept with one friend. We are no longer friends. Not because we hate each other, but because it got awkward quick and we(she) decided to take it no further and we cut off contact.

She was a Catholic and learnt you were an atheist?
She's a lesbian?

Dang, thanks for bringing back memories, fuckers.

Your welcome.

[5thHorseman]

She was a Catholic and learnt you were an atheist?

Nah, relationship moved too quickly. My fault, was on the rebound and im a dick.

She's a lesbian?

Nah, she sucombed to my charms within 1 day(obv). Kapow!

Your welcome.

[Jackalope]

@5th Massive flirt? More like unrepentant manwhore.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[Ace Otana]

Nah, relationship moved too quickly. My fault, was on the rebound and im a dick.