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How to not be desperate for a gf?

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How to not be desperate for a gf?
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 9:28 am (This post was last modified: May 13, 2012 at 9:28 am by Epimethean.)
I knew a Jessica who got in trouble at school for giving the football players blowjobs. She was very religious. I suspect she took transubstantiation rather tongue in cheek, though.
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 12:38 pm (This post was last modified: May 13, 2012 at 12:53 pm by Violet.)
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 1:40 pm
(May 13, 2012 at 9:25 am)Rhythm Wrote: Jessica, what a beautiful name, "God beholds us through her". Hehehehe.
A beautiful name, and like the Jess I know, just as beautiful. Not now mind you. All the smoking, drinking, drug taking and increased stress levels have taken their toll. Now she's extremely skinny, she's already showing signs of wrinkles.
Nawt pwetty anymore.

(May 13, 2012 at 12:38 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: Is that what normal friends do? 0.o

Seems rather weird to me... I'd sleep with all of my friends before my heart could beat, if offered Tongue

Surely you at least mildly flirt! 0.o

Naw, no real flirt. Just good friends. A couple gave me a long kiss on the lips but that's about it. Big Grin
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 1:46 pm
(May 13, 2012 at 12:38 pm)Violet Lilly Blossom Wrote: You will also grow manboobs for your lonely nights.

hahahahaha, nice.
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 3:24 pm (This post was last modified: May 13, 2012 at 3:24 pm by 5thHorseman.)
I've slept with one friend. We are no longer friends. Not because we hate each other, but because it got awkward quick and we(she) decided to take it no further and we cut off contact.

Dang, thanks for bringing back memories, fuckers.

And i'm a massive flirt, could you guess?
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 3:28 pm
(May 13, 2012 at 3:24 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: I've slept with one friend. We are no longer friends. Not because we hate each other, but because it got awkward quick and we(she) decided to take it no further and we cut off contact.

I didn't think it got that awkward between us.
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 3:33 pm

Quote:I've slept with one friend. We are no longer friends. Not because we hate each other, but because it got awkward quick and we(she) decided to take it no further and we cut off contact.
She was a Catholic and learnt you were an atheist?
She's a lesbian?

Quote:Dang, thanks for bringing back memories, fuckers.
Your welcome. Big Grin


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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 3:38 pm (This post was last modified: May 13, 2012 at 3:38 pm by 5thHorseman.)
Quote:She was a Catholic and learnt you were an atheist?

Nah, relationship moved too quickly. My fault, was on the rebound and im a dick.

Quote:She's a lesbian?

Nah, she sucombed to my charms within 1 day(obv). Kapow!

Quote:Your welcome. Big Grin

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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 3:40 pm
@5th Massive flirt? More like unrepentant manwhore.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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RE: How to not be desperate for a gf?
May 13, 2012 at 3:45 pm
(May 13, 2012 at 3:38 pm)5thHorseman Wrote: Nah, relationship moved too quickly. My fault, was on the rebound and im a dick.
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