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The irony of allergies for an atheist:
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RE: The irony of allergies for an atheist:
May 14, 2012 at 11:49 pm
Quote:"I'm sorry you sneezed.

Actually, sneezing rids the body of an irritant. Too bad we can't develop a way to sneeze out the theists who irritate this forum.
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RE: The irony of allergies for an atheist:
May 14, 2012 at 11:51 pm
(May 14, 2012 at 11:49 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:"I'm sorry you sneezed.

Actually, sneezing rids the body of an irritant. Too bad we can't develop a way to sneeze out the theists who irritate this forum.

Amen (pun intended)
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RE: The irony of allergies for an atheist:
May 15, 2012 at 1:00 am
(May 14, 2012 at 10:57 pm)Aegrus Wrote: I just ignore people who say "Bless You." Most people don't actually think about the meaning behind it when they say it.

As an allergy sufferer, I hear it a lot - even from people I work with that I am almost certain are not believers. It doesn't annoy me. It's a custom with archaic roots that's ingrained in our culture, and for some people, it's practically automatic, and it's meant to be polite. I've caught myself saying it on occasion. I prefer the German "gesundheit" as (I think) it has no superstitious connotations.

...though at times, I'm inclined to say, "Hey, cover that sneeze, asshole!"



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RE: The irony of allergies for an atheist:
May 15, 2012 at 1:17 am
(May 15, 2012 at 1:00 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(May 14, 2012 at 10:57 pm)Aegrus Wrote: I just ignore people who say "Bless You." Most people don't actually think about the meaning behind it when they say it.

As an allergy sufferer, I hear it a lot - even from people I work with that I am almost certain are not believers. It doesn't annoy me. It's a custom with archaic roots that's ingrained in our culture, and for some people, it's practically automatic, and it's meant to be polite. I've caught myself saying it on occasion. I prefer the German "gesundheit" as (I think) it has no superstitious connotations.

...though at times, I'm inclined to say, "Hey, cover that sneeze, asshole!"

I think I agree with both you and Shell on this. I mean, I never actually get offended about it. However, it's like "Sneeze!" "Bless You!" and then I'm just thinking in my head "...fucking religion"

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RE: The irony of allergies for an atheist:
May 15, 2012 at 4:04 am
(May 15, 2012 at 1:00 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I prefer the German "gesundheit" as (I think) it has no superstitious connotations.

...though at times, I'm inclined to say, "Hey, cover that sneeze, asshole!"

Yeah, I use gesundheit too (much to the amusement of my German classmates).

And I think you can imagine that working at a pharmacy during flu season is awful.. People sneezing in their hands, just before reaching for their money, that I have to touch *shiver* Makes me want to teach them how to do it with as little spread as possible, or force them to at least use the hand disinfectant afterwards Big Grin

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RE: The irony of allergies for an atheist:
May 15, 2012 at 8:52 am
Saying anything after a person sneezes is weird and generally rooted in superstitions.
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RE: The irony of allergies for an atheist:
May 15, 2012 at 9:07 am
Sneeze
Ble-
*ziiiip* *FLOP*
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You were saying?


... and thats why I'm never allowed in Starbucks again.
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RE: The irony of allergies for an atheist:
May 15, 2012 at 4:43 pm
Shell B Wrote:I always say it. Some things lose their religious connotation with time. By saying "bless you," I am saying, "I'm sorry you sneezed. I hope it's not Captain Trips." In my opinion, it is stupid to get caught up in sayings. A nicety is a nicety. Why knock politeness?

Kudos for the Captain Trips reference.
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RE: The irony of allergies for an atheist:
May 15, 2012 at 4:56 pm
(May 15, 2012 at 1:00 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I prefer the German "gesundheit" as (I think) it has no superstitious connotations.

If I'm correct, Gesundheit means 'health'. A fuck loads better than that religious "bless you" bollocks.
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Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

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RE: The irony of allergies for an atheist:
May 17, 2012 at 2:30 am
I think it's important to remove these customs for a future that is religion free. Me and my wife treat sneezes like a cough or a fart and excuse ourselves par sneeIngly
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