Dinosaurs and Man

[Anomalocaris]

The amount of intelligence GC has, thanks to his christian faith, is approximately 0.000000000000000000000000000000000% of what is required to ask the right question about light, event horizons, gravity, why earth is still here, etc.

[Minimalist]

If during the creation the earth was close to a black hole then scientificly it would work.

And IF I shove a red hot chile pepper up my ass the resulting fart would blow out the far wall.

Got any more magic tricks for your "god" to perform?

[Anomalocaris]

If during the creation the earth was close to a black hole then scientificly it would work.

And IF I shove a red hot chile pepper up my ass the resulting fart would blow out the far wall.

Got any more magic tricks for your "god" to perform?

If his got can give him a second brain cell to rub together with his first, that would be a true miracle.

[Thor]

Okay, hotshot. Many animals have a specialized diet. Please tell me where Noah obtained the eucalyptus leaves he would need to feed the koala bears. And, of course, these must be FRESH eucalyptus leaves. Dried out leaves wouldn't do. Did he have a eucalyptus tree on the ark? If so, where did he get it? Especially since eucalyptus trees are only found in Australia...

'god works in mysterious ways'

Yeah, I thought that was one possible non-answer.

[Minimalist]

I've asked theist morons this before...


Day one - the gazelles, wildebeest, gnus, zebras, and lions leave "Ararat" for Africa.

Day two - the lions get hungry. Then what?


Not surprisingly, not one of the shitheads has ever answered.

[Anomalocaris]

Pangea was pre-flood. There was water under the crust, the crust cracked, and under great pressure, the water shot up like a fountain all over the world. Soon after, the continents were formed.

What is exactly pan about the gea in Pangea if there were no continents?

I have a better view of history:
There was bullshit under judiasm, judiasm cracked, and under great pressure, the bullshit shot up like a fountain all over the world. Soon after, christianity were formed.

[Thor]

I've asked theist morons this before...


Day one - the gazelles, wildebeest, gnus, zebras, and lions leave "Ararat" for Africa.

Day two - the lions get hungry. Then what?


Not surprisingly, not one of the shitheads has ever answered.

I'll bet if you send this question to the answersingenesis morons they would have some bullshit answer they could shovel your way.

[Angrboda]

Oh hell, I could give you a bullshit answer in a trice, and it would have all to do with baramins.

Thinking up bullshit answers is no trick. Thinking up answers which, at least for a time, do not appear to be bullshit to critical observers — that's what takes "The Right Stuff[tm]".

[Thor]

Answer: Magicoalas.



Take that! nasty icky pooty icky icky poo poo, atheist scientists!

Oh, he's sooooooooooo cute!

[Cyberman]

Oh hell, I could give you a bullshit answer in a trice, and it would have all to do with baramins.

Thinking up bullshit answers is no trick. Thinking up answers which, at least for a time, do not appear to be bullshit to critical observers — that's what takes "The Right Stuff[tm]".

Exactly. The trouble with trying to shoehorn the magic of mythology into a real-world scientific context is that coming up with an hypothetical proposal, plausible or not, is regarded by those who do it as the end of the journey. In fact, science may begin with hypothetical scenarios, but far from being the final answer, they are merely the springboard for further investigation. Anyone can come up with ad hoc explanations for anything you care to imagine; but then comes the hard work of discovering how those explanations have to work and what the implications are.