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Dinosaurs and Man
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RE: Dinosaurs and Man
June 4, 2012 at 7:51 pm
(June 4, 2012 at 7:48 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(June 4, 2012 at 7:43 pm)aleialoura Wrote: That's probably the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

I absolutely agree. That said, though, if I've learned only one thing it's that just when you think you've come across the dumbest thing ever, along comes something even dumber. We are never safe...

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RE: Dinosaurs and Man
June 4, 2012 at 7:57 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Dinosaurs and Man
June 4, 2012 at 8:10 pm
(June 4, 2012 at 7:41 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(June 4, 2012 at 7:25 pm)aleialoura Wrote: Tell me again about all that water that shot out of the ground, xtian. Still dying to know where it all went.

According to Conservapedia's centrefold boy NephilimFree, a lot of it hit the Moon and made all the craters. Seriously, he's gone on record as saying we'll find fossils of fish and shrimp and whatnot there.

So... After that, where did all the water go?
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RE: Dinosaurs and Man
June 4, 2012 at 8:13 pm (This post was last modified: June 4, 2012 at 8:31 pm by Anomalocaris.)
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RE: Dinosaurs and Man
June 4, 2012 at 8:18 pm
That sounds more like a non-ad hoc non- explanation. Big Grin
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RE: Dinosaurs and Man
June 4, 2012 at 8:20 pm (This post was last modified: June 4, 2012 at 8:21 pm by Cyberman.)
(June 4, 2012 at 8:10 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(June 4, 2012 at 7:41 pm)Stimbo Wrote: According to Conservapedia's centrefold boy NephilimFree, a lot of it hit the Moon and made all the craters. Seriously, he's gone on record as saying we'll find fossils of fish and shrimp and whatnot there.

So... After that, where did all the water go?

That's one of those questions that's right out there with "how did the water even get there without violating the conservation of energy?" Goddidit, silly!
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RE: Dinosaurs and Man
June 4, 2012 at 8:24 pm
(June 4, 2012 at 8:20 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(June 4, 2012 at 8:10 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: So... After that, where did all the water go?

That's one of those questions that's right out there with "how did the water even get there without violating the conservation of energy?" Goddidit, silly!

That's something I find stupid about these sorts of explanations. If you're going to eventually get to Goddidit, why bother with the absurdities to begin with?
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RE: Dinosaurs and Man
June 4, 2012 at 8:31 pm
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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June 4, 2012 at 8:58 pm (This post was last modified: June 4, 2012 at 8:58 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
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RE: Dinosaurs and Man
June 4, 2012 at 9:13 pm
Hancock was a comedy legend. It's a crying shame that so many of his TV episodes are lost, but I suppose it makes the ones that remain all the more precious.
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