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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 4, 2012 at 9:23 pm
(June 4, 2012 at 8:49 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: (June 4, 2012 at 8:43 pm)cato123 Wrote: 27. Your hatred for the idea of god stems from the fact that alcohol sales are prohibited on Sundays where you live.
Oh shit, seriously? Theres places like that? Thats monstrous!
I lived in such a place called Washington D.C. If you wanted to get drunk on a Sunday, you had to plan ahead.
But if we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus, His Son, purifies us from all sin.
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 5, 2012 at 5:40 am
You invite the likes of shock-of-god over for an adult and rational debate.
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 5, 2012 at 6:40 am
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28. When reading a deep debate with intelligent apologists, with long well thought out arguments and counter-arguments, your kudos automatically goes to the guy who just says "Oh ffs God is just a fairytale, get over it."
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 5, 2012 at 6:44 am
29. You think the Zeitgeist film is a serious source of accurate information.
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 5, 2012 at 6:48 am
30. You lambast Christians for cherry picking the bible and then point to a single line in the bible as an argument to show how evil God is.
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 5, 2012 at 11:01 am
Debating with creationists and fundamentalists has come up a couple times now. Don't we all do that?... Even on this site?
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 5, 2012 at 11:07 am
I was alittle more put out by the idea anyone had actually used just a single line from the Bible to cast God as a malevolent force in the Bible.
I don't think I've ever seen that happen on this forum. I mean, why would it? Its not like we aren't spoilt for choice.
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 5, 2012 at 11:56 am
Remember, this is a list of atheist noobism.
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RE: 1001 things that show you're an atheist noob!
June 5, 2012 at 1:10 pm
You think asking "Who created God?" is a witty original point that will shut a theist up.
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