A Letter From The Pope
June 17, 2009 at 12:47 am
(This post was last modified: June 18, 2009 at 5:34 am by Coolmogo.)
Greetings to my many followers,
It has recently come to my attention that there are those who reject the lord. Those who believe that god is not real, does not look over us and cannot talk to us. Well, through the power of prayer, I will prove you wrong.
Every prayer is answered. Every prayer is answered. When you prayed for a bike last Christmas, your prayers were answered. This is proved in a very simple manner. God either says:
a) Yes, I will do as you pray.
b) No, I will not do as you pray.
So, to all you non-believers, this proves beyond doubt that God answers every prayer. If earlier this week you had a cold and prayed to make it go away and later in the week you got better because of God. If you didn’t pray, you would have died. So atheists, you can now accept god as this is definite, undeniable, irrefutable evidence of his existence.
End of.
It has recently come to my attention that there are those who reject the lord. Those who believe that god is not real, does not look over us and cannot talk to us. Well, through the power of prayer, I will prove you wrong.
Every prayer is answered. Every prayer is answered. When you prayed for a bike last Christmas, your prayers were answered. This is proved in a very simple manner. God either says:
a) Yes, I will do as you pray.
b) No, I will not do as you pray.
So, to all you non-believers, this proves beyond doubt that God answers every prayer. If earlier this week you had a cold and prayed to make it go away and later in the week you got better because of God. If you didn’t pray, you would have died. So atheists, you can now accept god as this is definite, undeniable, irrefutable evidence of his existence.
End of.
