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Well, the pope came to Portugal
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Well, the pope came to Portugal
To celebrate the 100th anniversary of the "apparitions" of Fatima lel.

Watch it obfuscated by the 4th championship by SLB. HAHA. I love the irony of it all.
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RE: Well, the pope came to Portugal
Heard he confirmed a couple of saints.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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(May 13, 2017 at 4:55 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Heard he confirmed a couple of saints.

Simply explained, poor kids that died of influenza. Some kid recovered after their parents prayed for them to ask virgin mary to heal him and he did. Lel. Amongst all other parents that lost a child to unknown illnesses and are just fucked.

I wonder where in a loving god that exists. My daughter is healthy, a bit stubborn like her dad, but she is doing fine. There is not a single moment I fear for her.

But fear is a very powerful emotion. I was devoid of that for so much time. But not even now will I ever put faith in fantasy. She is fine. Big badass baby with an opinion. Like favorite cartoons. Tremble mortals.
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Sorry, Catholist virus. Starting to get more popist than the pope... Why the fuck have I payed the fuel for those f16? The popes boss should take care of him.
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Its like someone would go apeshit and blow the pope out of an A320. Last I heard Portugal had 2 functional f16s. Where did they found those other 2?
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Scooby, this is your field lel.
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Giants and greys should be all over the place.
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RE: Well, the pope came to Portugal
(May 13, 2017 at 4:11 pm)LastPoet Wrote: To celebrate the 100th anniversary of the "apparitions" of Fatima lel.

Yeah, pope Francis is now on his way to Cottingley to canonize Elsie Wright and Frances Griffiths because it is also 100th anniversary of Cottingley Fairies.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Well, the pope came to Portugal
(May 13, 2017 at 4:55 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Heard he confirmed a couple of saints.

Yeah, the two kids at the heart of the scam of Fatima who died in the influenza pandemic of 1919, their older cousin and the ringleader having been sainted previously.

Wonder where they got the anonymous nun cured of a minor ailmen by the miracle of routine surgery this time?
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Serve god by predicting the sun will do funny things if you stare at it long enough. As your reward you die a miserable death in childhood from influenza. Now there is a god you want to work for!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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