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The phone ap that talks back.
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The phone ap that talks back.
I don't have a cell phone but had fun a couple of times on Skype with a friend who does. You ask your phone anything and it responds.

What have you asked your phone ap that would make it blush and what response have you gotten?
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RE: The phone ap that talks back.
I can tell you the programmers of that app are tickled blue.
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RE: The phone ap that talks back.
When I start talking to my fucking phone you can call the men in white coats. It's almost like praying except the phone actually exists and you can use it to place a call to another real person.
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RE: The phone ap that talks back.
(June 8, 2012 at 8:22 pm)Minimalist Wrote: When I start talking to my fucking phone you can call the men in white coats. It's almost like praying except the phone actually exists and you can use it to place a call to another real person.

No, the new Apples you ask the pone where the nearest gast station or movie theater is and it will tell you. But app developers there are programming it to give sarcastic responses to sarcastic questions. You can even ask the phone to call you by a nickname, like "lord" or "master'.
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RE: The phone ap that talks back.
Apparently it gave HTC Desire as the answer to the question "what is the best smart phone" until one chap at apple spotted it and changed its response.



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RE: The phone ap that talks back.
I have one that talks in a very pretentious British accent. If you ask him to sing you a song, he'll usually say, "Why, are you ill?"

If you say you're ill, he'll sing you the song Sheldon Cooper's mommy sings him when he's sick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIp77PUvLTE
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