Atheism and purpose in life.

[Jackalope]

Women! Sexy, naked, very aroused women!

lol I dunno man, once you get old, that reason might not be good enough.

When you get older, it becomes that much more important.

[Tempus]

My purpose is to eat a whole bowl of cookie dough and not have to share with anybody.

I remember one day when I was a kid and my mum went out I made a big bowl full of icing. It was basically normal sugar (not the special icing kind), butter and food dye (which I used to think affected flavour ) mixed together. I tried eating it all but I couldn't... So then I tried to get rid of the evidence by tipping the blue mess over the back fence onto a neighbours vegetable patch. Then I jumped the fence and took a tomato on a whim.

I also recall having a small bit of vinegar one night with dinner and liking it. Later I managed to sneak into the kitchen with plans to drink a lot of it since, in my youthful ignorance, I reasoned a little bit tasted good so a lot of it must be great! By the time I downed the first mouthful I was swiftly corrected of that notion. The moral of the story being moderation is the key to happiness!

[Annik]

I endeavor to become the change I wish to see in the world.

[Adjusted Sanity]

My purpose is to eat a whole bowl of cookie dough and not have to share with anybody.

I remember one day when I was a kid and my mum went out I made a big bowl full of icing. It was basically normal sugar (not the special icing kind), butter and food dye (which I used to think affected flavour ) mixed together. I tried eating it all but I couldn't... So then I tried to get rid of the evidence by tipping the blue mess over the back fence onto a neighbours vegetable patch. Then I jumped the fence and took a tomato on a whim.

I also recall having a small bit of vinegar one night with dinner and liking it. Later I managed to sneak into the kitchen with plans to drink a lot of it since, in my youthful ignorance, I reasoned a little bit tasted good so a lot of it must be great! By the time I downed the first mouthful I was swiftly corrected of that notion. The moral of the story being moderation is the key to happiness!

Moderation be damned, I'll finish that damn bowl or throw up trying. Then I move on to my second goal of ordering 100 hot boneless wings and eating them all day. Then I die. There's no way I'd be alive after subjecting myself to such abuse. Such sweet wonderful abuse.

[Mystic]

I endeavor to become the change I wish to see in the world.

That's a noble purpose.

[cratehorus]

I endeavor to become the change I wish to see in the world.

That's a noble purpose.

My main purpose in life is to call as many people asshole as possible before I die.

P.S. you're all assholes

[Zen Badger]

That's a noble purpose.

My main purpose in life is to call as many people asshole as possible before I die.

P.S. you're all assholes

You're supposed to do it in alphabetical order.

[Taqiyya Mockingbird]

My main purpose in life is to call as many people asshole as possible before I die.

P.S. you're all assholes

You're supposed to do it in alphabetical order.

BRAVO, ZB!

[Anomalocaris]

That's a noble purpose.

My main purpose in life is to call as many people asshole as possible before I die.

P.S. you're all assholes

Your purpose is fulfilled. Go kill yourself so that you don't live on needlessly.

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I endeavor to become the change I wish to see in the world.

I endeavor to benefit from the change I wrought upon the world.

[cratehorus]

My main purpose in life is to call as many people asshole as possible before I die.

P.S. you're all assholes

You're supposed to do it in alphabetical order.

Do you have any idea how long that would take and I'd have to get phone books or what?

You're supposed to do it in alphabetical order.

BRAVO, ZB!

what are you celebrating?

My main purpose in life is to call as many people asshole as possible before I die.

P.S. you're all assholes

Your purpose is fulfilled. Go kill yourself so that you don't live on needlessly.

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I endeavor to become the change I wish to see in the world.

I endeavor to benefit from the change I wrought upon the world.

Kill YOURself you're the asshole here