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Atheism and purpose in life.
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(June 9, 2012 at 3:05 pm)Adjusted Sanity Wrote: My purpose is to eat a whole bowl of cookie dough and not have to share with anybody. I remember one day when I was a kid and my mum went out I made a big bowl full of icing. It was basically normal sugar (not the special icing kind), butter and food dye (which I used to think affected flavour ) mixed together. I tried eating it all but I couldn't... So then I tried to get rid of the evidence by tipping the blue mess over the back fence onto a neighbours vegetable patch. Then I jumped the fence and took a tomato on a whim. I also recall having a small bit of vinegar one night with dinner and liking it. Later I managed to sneak into the kitchen with plans to drink a lot of it since, in my youthful ignorance, I reasoned a little bit tasted good so a lot of it must be great! By the time I downed the first mouthful I was swiftly corrected of that notion. The moral of the story being moderation is the key to happiness!
I endeavor to become the change I wish to see in the world.
(June 9, 2012 at 4:12 pm)Tempus Wrote:(June 9, 2012 at 3:05 pm)Adjusted Sanity Wrote: My purpose is to eat a whole bowl of cookie dough and not have to share with anybody. Moderation be damned, I'll finish that damn bowl or throw up trying. Then I move on to my second goal of ordering 100 hot boneless wings and eating them all day. Then I die. There's no way I'd be alive after subjecting myself to such abuse. Such sweet wonderful abuse. (June 10, 2012 at 12:29 am)cratehorus Wrote:(June 9, 2012 at 4:26 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: That's a noble purpose. You're supposed to do it in alphabetical order. If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. RE: Atheism and purpose in life.
June 10, 2012 at 12:44 am
(This post was last modified: June 10, 2012 at 12:45 am by Anomalocaris.)
(June 10, 2012 at 12:29 am)cratehorus Wrote:(June 9, 2012 at 4:26 pm)MysticKnight Wrote: That's a noble purpose. Your purpose is fulfilled. Go kill yourself so that you don't live on needlessly. (June 9, 2012 at 4:25 pm)Annik Wrote: I endeavor to become the change I wish to see in the world. I endeavor to benefit from the change I wrought upon the world. (June 10, 2012 at 12:36 am)Zen Badger Wrote:Do you have any idea how long that would take and I'd have to get phone books or what?(June 10, 2012 at 12:29 am)cratehorus Wrote: My main purpose in life is to call as many people asshole as possible before I die. (June 10, 2012 at 12:44 am)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote:what are you celebrating?(June 10, 2012 at 12:36 am)Zen Badger Wrote: You're supposed to do it in alphabetical order. (June 10, 2012 at 12:44 am)Chuck Wrote:(June 10, 2012 at 12:29 am)cratehorus Wrote: My main purpose in life is to call as many people asshole as possible before I die. Kill YOURself you're the asshole here |
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