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So what if Hell was real...
June 10, 2012 at 11:22 pm
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So say Hell was real and all of us atheists are fucked, what do imagine Hell is like?
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RE: So Hell was real...
June 10, 2012 at 11:24 pm
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Endless handjobs from a bearded caucasian man in a white robe?
(bonus points if he's completely uninterested, you know, keeps looking at his watch and flashing the "hurry the fuck up already" eyes)
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RE: So Hell was real...
June 10, 2012 at 11:26 pm
(June 10, 2012 at 11:24 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Endless handjobs from a bearded caucasian man in a white robe?
(bonus points if he's completely uninterested, you know, keeps looking at his watch and flashing the "hurry the fuck up already" eyes)
Dude, thats Heaven.
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RE: So what if Hell was real...
June 10, 2012 at 11:33 pm
Sitting in some fucking church listening to some asshole drone on and on about sin or some other such bullshit.
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RE: So what if Hell was real...
June 11, 2012 at 12:07 am
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RE: So what if Hell was real...
June 11, 2012 at 1:28 pm
(June 10, 2012 at 11:22 pm)WhatIfGodWasJustAMyth Wrote: So say Hell was real and all of us atheists are fucked, what do imagine Hell is like?
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RE: So what if Hell was real...
June 11, 2012 at 1:57 pm
Hell is simply a place without any decent Tex-Mex food.
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RE: So what if Hell was real...
June 11, 2012 at 2:02 pm
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I hear that the pita is always stale, the falafel is always dry, and the tabouli is past it's best-by date in hell.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: So what if Hell was real...
June 11, 2012 at 2:04 pm
The horrid despair of finding out Christianity was right. It would be worse than the lake I'd be burning in.
Finding out the afterlife is run by a tyrant would be extraordinarily depressing.
This is stupid
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RE: So what if Hell was real...
June 11, 2012 at 2:14 pm
But the idea that you would never have to see that tyrant ever would bring some comfort.
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