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How to Become Excommunicated?
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Holy water is already shit.
Being excommunicated from the Catholic church is like getting a pardon from the state governor.
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You are automatically excommunicated for the following reasons:
-Apostasy, Heresy, Schism (so basically as soon as you want an excommunication you are already excommunicated anyway). -Abuse of the Sacraments (Penance, Eucharist and Holy Orders) -Assaulting the Pope -Assisting in abortion. Its an atheistic pious myth that Catholics "keep you on the rolls forever unless you get a declaration from the bishop!" Getting excommunicated doesn't remove you from the parish register, nor should it as that defeats the purpose of excommunication. You get removed from the parish as the parish yearly updates its own numbers.
Mary Immaculate, star of the morning
Chosen before the creation began Chosen to bring for your bridal adorning Woe to the serpent and rescue to man. Sinners, we honor your sinless perfection; Fallen and weak, for your pity we plead; Grand us the shield of your sovereign protection, Measure your aid by the depth of our need. Bend from your throne at the voice of our crying, Bend to this earth which your footsteps have trod; Stretch out your arms to us, living and dying, Mary Immaculate, Mother of God. 
Too bad so many never manage to become excommunicated.
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 (June 25, 2012 at 11:58 am)frankiej Wrote: What if you shit in the holy water??? Would that make it holy shit?
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems? 
It might just make it shitty water.
Cunt
It'd at least allow the water to have some utility.
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It always cracks me up when I see people dipping their fingers in the "holy water" and then making the sign of the cross with it. I want to grab them and shout, "IT'S ONLY WATER! IT HAS NO MAGICAL PROPERTIES!"
I'm also tempted to intentionally get my hands dirty so I can use the "holy water" to wash them off. I'd love to see the reactions!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems? |
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