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How to Become Excommunicated?
June 24, 2012 at 5:42 pm
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From the Roman Catholic Church?
Serious answers only please.
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 24, 2012 at 7:02 pm
(June 24, 2012 at 5:42 pm)caschmid Wrote: From the Roman Catholic Church?
Serious answers only please.
http://atheism.about.com/od/ideasforathe...cation.htm
This might help
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 25, 2012 at 6:44 am
I notice butt raping altar boys isn't on that list.
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 25, 2012 at 11:55 am
I'd LOVE to get excommunicated! Would they give me a cool certificate I could hang on my wall?
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 25, 2012 at 11:58 am
What if you shit in the holy water???
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 25, 2012 at 12:45 pm
(June 24, 2012 at 5:42 pm)caschmid Wrote: From the Roman Catholic Church?
Serious answers only please.
Buggering the pope should do it.
You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.
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RE: How to Become Excommunicated?
June 25, 2012 at 1:57 pm
(June 25, 2012 at 1:03 pm)Minimalist Wrote: (June 25, 2012 at 12:45 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Buggering the pope should do it.
Or...it would get you made a cardinal.
Hmmmm.... Cardinal Butz!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?