Your favourite Atheist Celebrities Quotes!

[Zaphod Beeblebrox]

My favourite are from Frank Zappa:

Those Jesus Freaks
Well, they're friendly but
The shit they believe
Has got their minds all shut
An' they don't even care
When the church takes a cut
Ain't it bleak when you got so much nothin'
-- Frank Zappa, "The Meek Shall Inherit Nothin'"

Children are naïve -- they trust everyone. School is bad enough, but, if you put a child anywhere in the vicinity of a church, you're asking for trouble.
-- Frank Zappa, expressing his opinion on raising a child, saying that institutions such as schools and churches, which have the power to control and brainwash your child, are totally overrated and shouldn't always be recognized as a genuinely good thing

My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
-- Frank Zappa

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[kaamil20]

These are the wonderful quotes of celebrities and these are followed by atheist because in these quotes, There is explained the atheist theory.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

'My Father Christmas passed away,
When I was barely seven.
At twenty-one, alack-a-day!
I lost my hope of Heaven.

'But not in either lies the curse.
The hell of it's because,
I don't know which loss hurts the worse -
My God, or Santa Claus.' - Robert W. Service

Boru

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

'Well, I hope so, Blackadder. You know, if there's one thing I've learnt from being in the Army, it's never ignore a pooh-pooh. I knew a Major, who got pooh-poohed, made the mistake of ignoring the pooh-pooh. He pooh-poohed it! Fatal error! 'Cos it turned out all along that the soldier who pooh-poohed him had been pooh-poohing a lot of other officers who pooh-poohed their pooh-poohs. In the end, we had to disband the regiment. Morale totally destroyed... by pooh-pooh!' - Stephen Fry as General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanay Melchett in Blackadder Goes Forth

Boru

[Marsellus Wallace]

"Thank you God for making me an Atheist."- Ricky Grevais

"Your God is the best God. In fact, he's the only God. All other Gods are ridiculous, made up rubbish. Not yours though. Yours is real."- Ricky Grevais

[tor]

Forgotten were the elementary rules of logic, that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence and that what can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence.

First by Sagan second by Hitchens.

[KichigaiNeko]

Thought this was a necropost.

What's up kaamil? Haven't figured our how to start your own thread?

[Napoléon]

"Thank you to god, for making me an atheist."

I absolutely loved him at the golden globes. He ripped the shit out of these celebrity twats.

[Minimalist]

“Religion was the race's first (and worst) attempt to make sense of reality. It was the best the species could do at a time when we had no concept of physics, chemistry, biology or medicine.

--Christopher Hitchens

[Angrboda]

"There are no sects in geometry."
~ Voltaire

"Ministers say that they teach charity. That is natural. They live on hand-outs. All beggars teach that others should give."
~ Robert G. Ingersoll