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insults page!
#1
insults page!
any shell scripters in the house?

is there a way to run whatever's equivalient to a (unix) egrep on all the posts and dig out all the curse words and phrases and dump them into a flat file for everybody's entertainment? maybe even pull out the entire sentence that used the word or phrase for contextual effect. Smile perhaps sed & awk could handle it better. actually i'm sure there are much easier ways to accomplish this than these old command line utilities of 20 yrs ago.

either way, calling people bell-ends, obtuse, batshit crazy, wankers, etc., i think that'd be cool to have that resource here for a laugh, in an "af's funniest insults" page. anyone agree? ... (cricket sounds) ...
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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#2
RE: insults page!
I'll start with some Aussie insults:

As ugly as a hatful of arseholes.

Face like a chewed chop, or like a twisted sand shoe ( sneaker)

As untidy as a venetian blind with a broken cord.

As useful as a cuntful of cold water

Knob knocking mattress raper.

"Moll" or "smelly box" (slut)

Root rat; male equivalent of Moll.
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#3
RE: insults page!
Oh, I'm sure I've thrown a few out there, but the rare times I have actually lost my temper and been insulting are best left in the cobwebby recesses of long dead threads.
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#4
RE: insults page!
ok, so we don't take the name or time stamp (quote tag?) of who said it and remove the username to not expose who it was directed towards. how about now? Big Grin
they can land a rover on mars, yet they still have to stick a human finger up my ass to do a prostate exam?! - ricky gervais
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#5
RE: insults page!
Some off the top of my head, tell me what you think:

You're about as attractive as the elephant mans scrotum after rigor mortis.

Joseph Fritzles pubic lice have more charm than you have in your entire, and I use this term loosely, "body".

Please don't take your anger out on me because your step-dad had boundry issues.

If we had an infinite amount of monkeys with typewriters they could create the entire works of shakesphere, on the other hand if we had an infinite amount of you with keyboards they could create a good case for genocide.

Ooooh, nevermind. I thought we were creating insults. My bad.
"That is not dead which can eternal lie and with strange aeons even death may die." 
- Abdul Alhazred.
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#6
RE: insults page!
(July 4, 2012 at 10:32 pm)jackman Wrote: ok, so we don't take the name or time stamp (quote tag?) of who said it and remove the username to not expose who it was directed towards. how about now? Big Grin

Oh, I don't know if that would be enough to disguise my outrage. Just leave me out of it, unless you want to grab the subtle insults. Tongue Those are my favorites anyway.
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#7
RE: insults page!
As ugly as the back side of your balls.
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#8
RE: insults page!
Oh it's slingin' insults ye want? Where I come from that's called a conversation.
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#9
RE: insults page!
No wonder. Where you come from, everyone is Irish. Even the Irish make fun of the Irish. Awesome.
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#10
RE: insults page!
Yip, we make the best Irish jokes too. We also sent all our rejects to a place called Boston. How's that working out for y'all?
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