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Romney's Overseas Adventure
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Romney's Overseas Adventure
Tuesday, Romney said that Obama is alienating our allies. So he goes to UK and - ALIENATES our allies.

Wow, he's done so well with his trip to the UK, I recommend he rush off to Israel, and stand in front of Israeli lawmakers and say:

"The U.S. stands behind Israel all the way, and so does Jesus Christ. Now, where can a guy get a plate of babyback ribs in Palestine?"

Alternatively can regale them with tales of the Jews that lived in Pre-Columbian North America and how they now live as gods near Planet Kolob. He could kindly explain that since the Mormons were gracious enough to posthumously baptize some Holocaust victims into the LDS that they can also enjoy the fruits of the Mormon paradise where they have things like an all you can eat lobster buffet.
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
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#2
RE: Romney's Overseas Adventure
In Britain Romney's visit is called "Romneyshamble".
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#3
RE: Romney's Overseas Adventure
And "Mitt the Twit".
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens

"I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations".

- Galileo Galilei (1564-1642)

"In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! "

- Dr. Donald Prothero
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RE: Romney's Overseas Adventure
He contrive to "out" the head of British Secret Service during his first visit, and use a expression for his visit to No. 10 Downing Street that means "buttocks", in addition to putting down, in Britain, British preparation for the upcoming Olympic games, and contrasting it ostentatiously with his own alledged success in preparing for the 2002 Salt Lake city games.
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RE: Romney's Overseas Adventure
Kind of makes me nostalgic for the days when we had W giving the German chancellor an unsolicited neck rub at state functions. Way to go there Mitt.
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