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God is bored here.
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RE: God is bored here.
August 5, 2012 at 11:22 am
To date, I don't believe anyone has climbed out of the throes of the guantlet, and I doubt this crazy motherfucker will be the first to accomplish such a feat.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#92
RE: God is bored here.
August 5, 2012 at 12:58 pm
(August 1, 2012 at 8:27 pm)Shell B Wrote: Hehe, I saw something that looked like a pair of electrified brass knuckles. It was made for runners, so all you have to do is hold them in your hand while running and punch an attacker to give them the juice.

You americans have all the best toys.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#93
RE: God is bored here.
August 5, 2012 at 1:27 pm
If anyone wants a close up of Stevies' eye, here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZRcnbr4w34&feature=plcp

I'm so glad I subscribed to him on Youtube.
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RE: God is bored here.
August 5, 2012 at 3:07 pm (This post was last modified: August 5, 2012 at 3:07 pm by Cyberman.)
(August 5, 2012 at 8:59 am)KichigaiNeko Wrote: Why do you want to turn pink catfish??

Dunno about pink; I prefer my catfish a rich golden brown, slightly blackened, with paprika, oregano and black and red pepper. Oh, and white whine of course.

[Image: black-catfish-ck-222275-l.jpg]

Dammit, now I'm hungry again!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: God is bored here.
August 5, 2012 at 3:40 pm (This post was last modified: August 5, 2012 at 3:57 pm by Rhizomorph13.)
(August 2, 2012 at 8:06 pm)Napoleon Wrote: You just lost your rep for being a cunt.

I'm pretty sure his "rep for being a cunt." is firmly intact. Wink

Just one little coma away from saying what you really meant to say.


In reference to the eye video: My favorite part is...



ITT: Padriac is called a bigot for saying blah blah "your kind" to a black man. I think he just meant belligerent people. quote below bolding mine! You see, it really depends on what you focus on. Ralphie, I was confused as well. I still might be wrong.

(April 28, 2012 at 8:54 pm)padraic Wrote: Yes, my bad,I responded to your belligerent defensiveness,which annoyed me; I REALLY don't care about you or your kind.

We just can't win you people (belligerent people)

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RE: God is bored here.
August 5, 2012 at 4:01 pm (This post was last modified: August 5, 2012 at 4:02 pm by Reforged.)
(August 4, 2012 at 10:45 am)catfish Wrote:
(August 4, 2012 at 7:08 am)Napoleon Wrote: What a condescending ass wipe you are.

Could you clarify the context of that please?

I'd be happy to; you're of equal or less value to a piece of cloth used to clean the anal region.
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RE: God is bored here.
August 5, 2012 at 4:16 pm
There really have been some numb-minded people around here lately.
You really believe in a man who has helped to save the world twice, with the power to change his physical appearance? An alien who travels though time and space--in a police box?!? [Image: TARDIS.gif]
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RE: God is bored here.
August 5, 2012 at 4:24 pm
(August 5, 2012 at 4:16 pm)KnockEmOuttt Wrote: There really have been some numb-minded people around here lately.

I'm not complaining, they make me look good. :-)
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RE: God is bored here.
August 5, 2012 at 4:31 pm
(August 5, 2012 at 4:24 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote:
(August 5, 2012 at 4:16 pm)KnockEmOuttt Wrote: There really have been some numb-minded people around here lately.

I'm not complaining, they make me look good. :-)

It does make me feel better about myself.
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RE: God is bored here.
August 5, 2012 at 4:31 pm
Numb minds creating sharp relief? That's either a contradiction in terms or I think we've caught a glimpse of the next stage in our evolution.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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