Evolution/creation 2

[Reforged]

Translation: "I have no sense of humour."

Aside from the fact I don't believe in anything you make the mistake of thinking anyone here cares if people rip us alittle. We laugh at shit like that.
... you also misspelled ultimately by the way... just saying...

I misspell lots of things..

So are you going to create an alt account or not?
Because I and many others would actually be interested to see your attempts at mocking imitation. I'm not being sarcastic.

[Drich]

Litterally translated bibles or traditional bibles, require more than just a casual reading for a deeper understanding.

False

Welcome to AF New guy!

Oh and true.

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You guys always ask why there are so many different bibles.. This is why. Because of who and how the word is 'interpreted.' Most main stream bibles are 'literal' tranlations. meaning if a word written in the orginal is recognized as a given word in english then it is translated literally even if the interpreted meaning may give a different meaning than what ther orginal intended. That is why we have: study bibles, abridged, various dominationally specific bibles, and easy to read versions.

Litterally translated bibles or traditional bibles, require more than just a casual reading for a deeper understanding.

As I understand it the original version of the bible, assuming it is indeed the original, could be interpreted many different ways even if read in its native language.
Do you deny this?

actually the Ot wasn't open to interpretation, the Jews had all of that locked down. Christ's blood attonement changed all of that making being faithful to what you understand the bench mark, and not the actual business of religion/interpertation of it.

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I misspell lots of things..

So are you going to create an alt account or not?
Because I and many others would actually be interested to see your attempts at mocking imitation. I'm not being sarcastic.

what if i take some notes this next week and open a thread and point out everything i see that is mockable but out line these works not in a mocking way.
I'll leave out names, and just present fail logic, appeals to falicious reasoning, general hyprocrisy. I'll Kudos the persons post that i plan to use and if one does not want their post used just PM me.

[Reforged]

False

Welcome to AF New guy!

Oh and true.

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As I understand it the original version of the bible, assuming it is indeed the original, could be interpreted many different ways even if read in its native language.
Do you deny this?

actually the Ot wasn't open to interpretation, the Jews had all of that locked down. Christ's blood attonement changed all of that making being faithful to what you understand the bench mark, and not the actual business of religion/interpertation of it.

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So are you going to create an alt account or not?
Because I and many others would actually be interested to see your attempts at mocking imitation. I'm not being sarcastic.

what if i take some notes this next week and open a thread and point out everything i see that is mockable but out line these works not in a mocking way.
I'll leave out names, and just present fail logic, appeals to falicious reasoning, general hyprocrisy. I'll Kudos the persons post that i plan to use and if one does not want their post used just PM me.

Well then you'd take out the surprise and the originality completely and the making of an alt account becomes pointless.
You also take out the humour, you're basically just starting a debate if you do that.
Personally if I was in your shoes I'd wait till everyone had forgotten you mentioned any such intentions of doing so and during that time... maybe a month, take notes and make no mention of doing so. Then go through them and see what comedy you can milk out of them.
Not mimicking anyone in particular just create a character from what you find then test that characters potential.
Write things he might say then examine them, see if they make you laugh. I'd then test some of these one-liners in another forum or place where people can leave comments... perhaps youtube? See how they react. It should be convincing but absurd.
I don't know, I'm just spitballing here.

[cratehorus]

False

Welcome to AF New guy!

Oh and true.

No need for the welcome we've actually argued twice before, I don't understand why people bother with you, (personally I think you have dementia but hey I'm not a doctor) but before we spend all night arguing let's just agree to disagree.... I'll let RD finish yelling at his mom (I mean you) and let you continue this conversation about whether jesus pissed in the holy water at the first baptism or whatever the hell this 18 page thread is supposed to be about

[Reforged]

Welcome to AF New guy!

Oh and true.

No need for the welcome we've actually argued twice before, I don't understand why people bother with you, (personally I think you have dementia but hey I'm not a doctor) but before we spend all night arguing let's just agree to disagree.... I'll let RD finish yelling at his mom (I mean you) and let you continue this conversation about whether jesus pissed in the holy water at the first baptism or whatever the hell this 18 page thread is supposed to be about

I was yelling? I had no idea.
Honestly not sure why you decided to bring my mother into this but whatever.
I'll let it slide, I'm sure you didn't mean anything by it.

[Drich]

Welcome to AF New guy!

Oh and true.

No need for the welcome we've actually argued twice before, I don't understand why people bother with you, (personally I think you have dementia but hey I'm not a doctor) but before we spend all night arguing let's just agree to disagree.... I'll let RD finish yelling at his mom (I mean you) and let you continue this conversation about whether jesus pissed in the holy water at the first baptism or whatever the hell this 18 page thread is supposed to be about

force of habbit, i tend to welcome low posting people who make foolish or empty comments as 'new guy.' For that welcome is usally the longest part of my conversation with that given poster. Especially if they set up a "yea,huh/nut,uhh" arguement.

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No need for the welcome we've actually argued twice before, I don't understand why people bother with you, (personally I think you have dementia but hey I'm not a doctor) but before we spend all night arguing let's just agree to disagree.... I'll let RD finish yelling at his mom (I mean you) and let you continue this conversation about whether jesus pissed in the holy water at the first baptism or whatever the hell this 18 page thread is supposed to be about

I was yelling? I had no idea.
Honestly not sure why you decided to bring my mother into this but whatever.
I'll let it slide, I'm sure you didn't mean anything by it.

I think he did, read his post again boy, and comb your hair!!

[Reforged]

No need for the welcome we've actually argued twice before, I don't understand why people bother with you, (personally I think you have dementia but hey I'm not a doctor) but before we spend all night arguing let's just agree to disagree.... I'll let RD finish yelling at his mom (I mean you) and let you continue this conversation about whether jesus pissed in the holy water at the first baptism or whatever the hell this 18 page thread is supposed to be about

force of habbit, i tend to welcome low posting people who make foolish or empty comments as 'new guy.' For that welcome is usally the longest part of my conversation with that given poster. Especially if they set up a "yea,huh/nut,uhh" arguement.

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I was yelling? I had no idea.
Honestly not sure why you decided to bring my mother into this but whatever.
I'll let it slide, I'm sure you didn't mean anything by it.

I think he did, read his post again boy, and comb your hair!!

I was being sarcastic and deciding not to dignify such blatant and unprovoked rudeness to one who had not in anyway offended him or engaged with him in anyway whatsoever.
At least not to my recollection.

... and yes mother. Please stop saying that in public.

[YahwehIsTheWay]

What the problem is? Light was created on the first day...

Beside my point completely. My point was we all know the sun didn't exist until a 24 hour day after the plants and earth came into being.

And it was a literal 24 hour day.

The same ones that said pluto was a planet and then a few years ago it wasn't? ...
So how did thee 'scientists' they determine the age of the sun, did they cut it open and count the rings? or did they simply stare into it till it "Dawned on them?"

Very good my young apprentice. You're learning. There's hope for you yet.

These scientists say all kinds of things and then flip-flop when the evidence points in a different direction. But the Bible says the same things throughout the ages, even when all the evidence points in a different direction.

So do you believe the earth and plants were created before the sun like the Bible says?

[Drich]

What the problem is? Light was created on the first day...

Beside my point completely. My point was we all know the sun didn't exist until a 24 hour day after the plants and earth came into being.

And it was a literal 24 hour day.

The same ones that said pluto was a planet and then a few years ago it wasn't? ...
So how did thee 'scientists' they determine the age of the sun, did they cut it open and count the rings? or did they simply stare into it till it "Dawned on them?"

Very good my young apprentice. You're learning. There's hope for you yet.

These scientists say all kinds of things and then flip-flop when the evidence points in a different direction. But the Bible says the same things throughout the ages, even when all the evidence points in a different direction.

So do you believe the earth and plants were created before the sun like the Bible says?

Plants before Sun Yes. Plants need Light. Not the suns light specifically. light was created on the first day. If you have a problem with this 'science' based explaination google "hydroponics"

[jonb]

Beside my point completely. My point was we all know the sun didn't exist until a 24 hour day after the plants and earth came into being.

And it was a literal 24 hour day.


Very good my young apprentice. You're learning. There's hope for you yet.

These scientists say all kinds of things and then flip-flop when the evidence points in a different direction. But the Bible says the same things throughout the ages, even when all the evidence points in a different direction.

So do you believe the earth and plants were created before the sun like the Bible says?

Plants before Sun Yes. Plants need Light. Not the suns light specifically. light was created on the first day. If you have a problem with this 'science' based explaination google "hydroponics"

Oh thank you I understand now.
One thing could someone tell me so how many light days is the Earth from where god made the light?
So can we say where god was when he started making thing up?