I hate myself for laughing at this, but it is so full of win:
http://cheezburger.com/6455689984
Hot Carl FTW!
http://cheezburger.com/6455689984
Hot Carl FTW!
This makes me want to write purposely bad erotica.
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I hate myself for laughing at this, but it is so full of win:
http://cheezburger.com/6455689984 Hot Carl FTW!
That's fucking weird. Especially because it appears his poo made her go blind.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
What the fucking fuck?
Yes, dafuq indeed.
I'm afraid. Very afraid.
*pats MO on the head
There, there, did the big bad peeny scare you? Or was it the blinding dump? When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
Oh, not that. Just the part of the brain that controls the creative side. That's what scares me.
Really, if you want purposely bad erotica, look at Comicsnix's work on Fanfiction.net (Note: NSFW).
Here's the first paragraph of his Scooby Doo story. ComicsNix Wrote:That was a cloud and stromy nigth. The Scooby Doo's Mysteris Inc Car was moving at slow sped, because there where bananas in the street. Rain was pouring down knifes of water in shape of diamonds, because that land was new to then. Yes, it was Kinston City, in Jamaca Island, the earth of Bob Marley and Stevie Wonder. and a particularly hilarious excerpt from his Fairly OddParents fanfic: Quote:Being the sexual toy of a horny uninteligent boy is something a flower can't afford in her untouched and sanitized life. What would the roses would say? Those bitches. Roses know how to please a man, they like every moment of their pityful whoresome lives. But a petunia have a reputatuion. No one should be forced to cope with the society ideals of pleasure and entertainment. As Karl Marx said: "Every flower is a plant." Yes Karl, we all agree with you.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
That is some truly weird shit right there.
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