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RE: This makes me want to write purposely bad erotica.
August 8, 2012 at 3:47 pm
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I can't remember the last time I laughed as hard as when I finally read the sentence;
"Thats because you're blind Mildred."
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RE: This makes me want to write purposely bad erotica.
August 8, 2012 at 3:56 pm
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I'm wondering if the author had labored through the preceding 142 pages using only the word "peeny"...or if that's all that was left at this point.
Desperation or stubborn adherence to principle, you decide.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: This makes me want to write purposely bad erotica.
August 8, 2012 at 4:00 pm
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(August 8, 2012 at 3:56 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I'm wondering if the author had labored through the preceding 142 pages using only the word "peeny"...or if that's all that was left at this point.
Desperation or stubborn adherence to principle, you decide.
From what I can tell this guy made the page up. He basically writes hilarious pages from books hes imagined. The books are not real, he puts the page number and title there to make people think they are.
http://zdarsky.tumblr.com/
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RE: This makes me want to write purposely bad erotica.
August 8, 2012 at 5:19 pm
Ah, so, brilliance..lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!