Greetings!

[Napoléon]

Napoleon, ah, but toasters have no capacity to toast bread without user input. A toaster can go its entire life without achieving its intended mission, just like a gun can go its entire life without ever having been fired or used as a blunt instrument.

Kinda missing the point....

But alas, this is a conversation for another time I'm sure

[MountOlympus]

Kinda missing the point....

But alas, this is a conversation for another time I'm sure

Of course!

[jonb]

Nap don;t pretend you don't know about USA culture, eating red meat and guns, I'm sure you have seen the video before.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jgGK4NJ8Hk
Welcome mount a limp puss, I'll have to look your name up in an urban dictionary later, I sure we are all going to have fun, if you can tolerate us smarmy brits.

[LastPoet]

*insert something witty to say... *mind blank

[Jackalope]

Welcome!

[KichigaiNeko]

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

We are quite similar. Which red state, if you don't mind my asking?

Florida, actually.

Ah, that explains a bit.

Here we have Queensland,known as 'The Deep North". Our bible belt and perhaps the most politically conservative part of the country.

EG it was from there we got Pauline Hanson's "One Nation" and their jolly band of fascists.

Welcome
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One Nation is a right-wing and nationalist political party in Australia. Pauline Hanson founded the party after being elected as an independent due to her disendorsement as the preselected Liberal Party candidate for the Australian House of Representatives. It gained more than 22 percent of the statewide vote translating to 11 of 89 seats in Queensland's unicameral legislative assembly at the 1998 state election. Federally, the party peaked at the 1998 election on 9 percent of the nationwide vote, electing one Senator in Queensland. The party has never approached these heights again, and while it nominally still exists it attracts a negligible percentage of the vote

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Nation_%28Australia%29

[Tobie]

Welcome!

[Lion IRC]

Welcome MountOlympus
I lived in Florida for a year.
Nice.

[FemmeRealism]

Napoleon, ah, but toasters have no capacity to toast bread without user input. A toaster can go its entire life without achieving its intended mission, just like a gun can go its entire life without ever having been fired or used as a blunt instrument. Haha

Non-related: Opposable thumbs are amazing!

I like your thinking already. Welcome.