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the creationist museum :)
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 (August 10, 2012 at 5:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Do they let you take your own stones, or can you buy proper pointy ones and bags of gravel, à la Life of Brian? Well, knowing how much the church loves to rob you blind, they'd probably give you overpriced rubble from a mosque they just blew up.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien
My fundy parents want to go to this "museum" so badly. They've been talking about for years gathering up our whole family and driving out to it (it'd be a very long drive) as if on some sort of modern day holy land pilgrimage.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).  (August 13, 2012 at 3:55 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: My fundy parents want to go to this "museum" so badly. They've been talking about for years gathering up our whole family and driving out to it (it'd be a very long drive) as if on some sort of modern day holy land pilgrimage. I'd like to take this opportunity to point out to you that arson is wrong, and a serious crime.  (August 13, 2012 at 3:55 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: My fundy parents want to go to this "museum" so badly. They've been talking about for years gathering up our whole family and driving out to it (it'd be a very long drive) as if on some sort of modern day holy land pilgrimage. You should go with them and point out all the bad science that is on display. Of course, the only downside is that you'd be giving money to the twits who run the museum so you could get in.
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?  (August 9, 2012 at 12:41 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Hey, imma take a moment to pump Kentucky btw...this place really is one of the beating hearts of the US. It's unimaginably gorgeous here, literally spilling over with history and culture, and if you need an excuse to visit go ahead and use the Creation Museum, but do yourself a favor......stop at the real attractions on your way in. I'll be visiting in two months. Not sure if I want to visit the Horse Shit Museum, though. Well, okay, I totally want to go, but I totally do not want to give them $60. (August 13, 2012 at 4:17 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(August 13, 2012 at 3:55 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: My fundy parents want to go to this "museum" so badly. They've been talking about for years gathering up our whole family and driving out to it (it'd be a very long drive) as if on some sort of modern day holy land pilgrimage. Um, thanks I guess. o_O
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence." -- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103). (August 13, 2012 at 4:38 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:(August 13, 2012 at 4:17 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I'd like to take this opportunity to point out to you that arson is wrong, and a serious crime. This is what happens when a quirky sense of humor intersects with prescription cough medicine. 
(August 13, 2012 at 4:22 pm)Ryantology Wrote: I'll be visiting in two months. Not sure if I want to visit the Horse Shit Museum, though. Well, okay, I totally want to go, but I totally do not want to give them $60. I agree! I'd love to go inside and laugh at all the bullshit that is on display. It would be great to get dirty looks from the ignorant dopes who buy this crap! But I would not want to give these cretins any money. If I lived in the area and could raise the money, I would put up a billboard just down the road from the place. It would say something like "FOR INCREDIBLE STUPIDITY TURN RIGHT 1 MILE".
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?  teaearlgreyhot Wrote:My fundy parents want to go to this "museum" so badly. They've been talking about for years gathering up our whole family and driving out to it (it'd be a very long drive) as if on some sort of modern day holy land pilgrimage. You have my condolences.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
 (August 13, 2012 at 3:55 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: My fundy parents want to go to this "museum" so badly. They've been talking about for years gathering up our whole family and driving out to it (it'd be a very long drive) as if on some sort of modern day holy land pilgrimage. You know why don't you? God is punishing you for defiling such a perfectly spherical head.
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