My dog is so fucking cute

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Yesterday morning, I had a beautiful large pot with several lush parlor palms,which had been growing nicely for a year..


Some time yesterday afternoon,Shadow ate them. He then went into my bedroom and threw up on the rug. I think he may have been bored.


He's sooo cute.

[Cyberman]

Dogs, and cats, can be so unpredictable. When my sister and I were much, much younger (this would have been sometime in the eighties) our family got our very first dog, a brown fella of mixed heritage, I think with some greyhound in his DNA. His name was Ben.

One day we were playing around as usual, chasing him about and doing kid stuff, and we ended up in our parents' bedroom. It's not what you think; as I recall we might have had the house to ourselves. Anyway, Ben was standing on the bed with his front paws on the windowsill, looking out into the garden. All of a sudden he let out a particularly loud and trumpeting fart; at exactly the same moment, he whipped his head round to stare at us, as if to say "Ok, which one of you did that?"

I've got loads more stories about him, as well as some later dogs we had, but I'll give others a chance first.