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RE: Is Landover Baptist Fake?
August 29, 2012 at 6:15 pm
Lol banned for correcting grammar. Nice one.
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RE: Is Landover Baptist Fake?
August 29, 2012 at 6:43 pm
Unless you get all grammar-nazi on them, I guess!
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RE: Is Landover Baptist Fake?
August 29, 2012 at 6:54 pm
I love to read the hate mail they get from xtian dickheads who think they are giving them a bad name.
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RE: Is Landover Baptist Fake?
August 29, 2012 at 7:00 pm
It's quite a famous fake; though it's easy to see how people are taken in by it (I was myself for the longest time before I finally 'got it'). It's a perfect example of Poe's Law, in that it's impossible to parody this stuff without looking exactly like it.
(August 29, 2012 at 6:15 pm)Napoléon Wrote: Lol banned for correcting grammar. Nice one.
A slightly more extreme taster of the EvilBible forum before the meltdown.
(August 29, 2012 at 6:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I love to read the hate mail they get from xtian dickheads who think they are giving them a bad name.
Oh absolutely - that's often the funniest part! I've said it before and often, but those people are parodying
themselves only they haven't the wit to see it!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Is Landover Baptist Fake?
August 29, 2012 at 7:08 pm
Absolutely legit...nothing to see here (except True Christians™)....move along....
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RE: Is Landover Baptist Fake?
August 30, 2012 at 12:16 am
I am wonder why at the moment for the love of Krishna, I have not joined that site and act out my secret fantasy to be a raving "bible-believing" Christian in a public sphere.
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RE: Is Landover Baptist Fake?
August 30, 2012 at 12:20 am
Give it a try. Here's Pastor Deacon Fred to show you how it's done:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nECGkQLftpo?rel=0
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