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My child is a better critical thinker than I am
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My child is a better critical thinker than I am
August 29, 2012 at 8:11 pm (This post was last modified: August 29, 2012 at 8:16 pm by Gambit.)
I found this post I made on Ken Ham's Facebook page, under a fake account of mine. It seems I am becoming dumber by the day; seeing as my daughter displays better critical thinking than I am capable of. She was 4 at the time; so yeah, I'm a dumbass. Sad If you can't read it, I apologize. Just do that ctrl and + shortcode to increase the image size.

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August 29, 2012 at 8:26 pm (This post was last modified: August 29, 2012 at 8:28 pm by Cyberman.)
"Again... blah, blah, blah. You are SO clever Nathan, really. You have shown us all the light of reason. Are you satisfied now?"

Well? Are you?

I mean, how can anyone argue against the sheer intellectualism of responses like this 'Michael Janik' person's? Game over, man. Game over!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: My child is a better critical thinker than I am
August 29, 2012 at 8:28 pm
Not yet; I was lured to that page with the promise of blowjobs. Where are my blowjobs?
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August 29, 2012 at 8:31 pm
Never mind, here's a BJ for you:

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How can you resist that sexy wink?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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August 29, 2012 at 8:34 pm
I don't know about the wink, I want to know what he plans on doing with that thumb.
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August 29, 2012 at 8:51 pm
Either he's showing you what he just found up his nose - or maybe his arse - or else he's offering you some kind of optional special service.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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August 30, 2012 at 1:13 am
Thanks to Alei's son and your daughter, some faith in mankind has been restored. But what is up with the douche at the end?! Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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August 30, 2012 at 7:11 am
(August 29, 2012 at 9:40 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ah, the bravado of youth. So cute! I remember it well...

Then life got big and scary.

(August 30, 2012 at 1:13 am)Kayenneh Wrote: Thanks to Alei's son and your daughter, some faith in mankind has been restored. But what is up with the douche at the end?! Big Grin

Lol It's predominantly a Christian page, so they were none too happy that my daughter had the gall to formulate a thought of her own.
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RE: My child is a better critical thinker than I am
August 30, 2012 at 8:38 am
(August 30, 2012 at 7:11 am)Gambit Wrote: Lol It's predominantly a Christian page, so they were none too happy that my daughter had the gall to formulate a thought of her own.

Beware of the thinking four-year-olds! (I wish my nephew was as sensible.. '-_-)
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: My child is a better critical thinker than I am
August 30, 2012 at 10:03 am
Ah, out of the mouths of babes...
Kids really do get it and the way they think is amazing. It's a shame that many adults learn to dampen their curiosity and free-thought.
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