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My child is a better critical thinker than I am
Napoléon Offline
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RE: My child is a better critical thinker than I am
August 30, 2012 at 11:38 am
(August 29, 2012 at 8:31 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Never mind, here's a BJ for you:

Dude, I did not give you permission to use my avatar in such a way.
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RE: My child is a better critical thinker than I am
August 30, 2012 at 11:48 am
(August 30, 2012 at 11:38 am)Napoléon Wrote:
(August 29, 2012 at 8:31 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Never mind, here's a BJ for you:

Dude, I did not give you permission to use my avatar in such a way.

I knew I'd seen that image before; however, I was hesitant to mentally try to recall all the public bathrooms I've visited over the years. There are just too many of them, and those blokes pretty much all look like that.
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RE: My child is a better critical thinker than I am
August 30, 2012 at 3:46 pm
(August 30, 2012 at 11:38 am)Napoléon Wrote:
(August 29, 2012 at 8:31 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Never mind, here's a BJ for you:

Dude, I did not give you permission to use my avatar in such a way.

Good job I went the Google Images route then, isn't it? I chose that image both as a kind of in-joke mind feck and because it's probably the creepiest picture of BoJo I've ever seen.

(Don't worry, I know you love me really.)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: My child is a better critical thinker than I am
August 30, 2012 at 9:10 pm (This post was last modified: August 30, 2012 at 9:12 pm by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
Quote: It seems I am becoming dumber by the day; seeing as my daughter displays better critical thinking than I am capable of. She was 4 at the time; so yeah, I'm a dumbass.


All I see good and loving father justly proud of his daughter. I envy her you.Cool Shades
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RE: My child is a better critical thinker than I am
August 30, 2012 at 11:17 pm
(August 30, 2012 at 11:38 am)Napoléon Wrote:
(August 29, 2012 at 8:31 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Never mind, here's a BJ for you:

Dude, I did not give you permission to use my avatar in such a way.

You'll probably be really pissed if you saw how I "used" it earlier.

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RE: My child is a better critical thinker than I am
August 30, 2012 at 11:39 pm (This post was last modified: August 30, 2012 at 11:40 pm by Cyberman.)
Well, I'm sure we've all been there. They don't call him Bonking Boris for nothing. There's just that certain something about the way he styles his hair, or that gormless expression on his public school face, that simply screams out [Obscured on legal advice] sure you use extra butter.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: My child is a better critical thinker than I am
August 31, 2012 at 5:29 am
Thank you, Padraic, she makes me proud everyday; as does her little brother.
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