What a crap Shepherd jesus is

[Drich]

Awoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo aw aw awooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Edit: Oh man, this is my 666th post too!

Very funny the 666 post.

It's kinda what happens on this website when one posts 666 times

[Brunitski]

One could ask why the PERFECT god of the christians is to be honored when it got its first attempt at making a human race so wrong

If you were God, how would you make the world better?

You're kidding, right?

[Cinjin]

The more we think like Christ the less we are tempted by Satan.

And yet the statistics show that the sheep don't quite seem to be able to avoid that bad ol devil's temptations.

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In heaven those who believed Jesus' voice was the right voice will be made righteous and unable ever to be tempted again.

No more free will. Sounds like a horrible place to spend eternity.

[Cyberman]

No more free will. Sounds like a horrible place to spend eternity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z8AddFYCnA?rel=0

[festive1]

In plainer terms, if you are a Christian you will read the Bible and follow Jesus' example--you will seek Jesus' voice. If you are not you will listen to voices of the world: pride, selfishness, greed, ect.

So you, as a good Christian, have given up your worldly possessions to those in need, and currently hang out on street corners washing prostitutes' feet?

[Cyberman]

So you, as a good Christian, have given up your worldly possessions to those in need, and currently hang out on street corners washing prostitutes' feet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mLOUWl-L-s?rel=0

[Jackalope]

Very funny the 666 post.

It's kinda what happens on this website when one posts 666 times

Nah, we let Christians go from 665 to 667.

[Cinjin]

Ok christians lets get this right. Jesus is the Shepherd and we are the sheep and the devil is out there like some wolf. If he is such a great fucking shepherd then how come he lets that wolf get some many people.

Ok I had one smartass response, this one is slightly more sincere.


I'm reasonably sure that most christians would tell you that Jesus is only a shepherd to HIS flock. Meaning, the sheep (aptly named) that choose to follow him. Even with that logic it still does pose a curious question: It's one thing for a shepherd to guard only his flock - that's understandable, but what the fuck kind of shepherd not only guards only his flock but also goes around maliciously burning up all the neighboring sheep that aren't in his flock?!?!!!

I mean seriously!! Isn't it enough for that arrogant son of a bitch to have his little elite collection of sheepy-god-suckers?? He still has to go around and damn all the rest of the sheep who would rather follow a less judgmental shepherd?!?


Jesus is a god damn lunatic.

[genkaus]

What the fuck kind of shepherd not only guards only his flock but also goes around maliciously burning up all the neighboring sheep that aren't in his flock?!?!!!

A jealous one.

"for the LORD your God, who is among you, is a jealous God and his anger will burn against you, and he will destroy you from the face of the land."