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What a crap Shepherd jesus is

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What a crap Shepherd jesus is
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What a crap Shepherd jesus is
September 10, 2012 at 11:42 am
Ok christians lets get this right. Jesus is the Shepherd and we are the sheep and the devil is out there like some wolf. If he is such a great fucking shepherd then how come he lets that wolf get some many people.
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
September 10, 2012 at 11:50 am (This post was last modified: September 10, 2012 at 11:50 am by Kayenneh.)
The only cool Shepard worth following is this one Big Grin


When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
September 10, 2012 at 11:56 am
(September 10, 2012 at 11:50 am)Kayenneh Wrote: The only cool Shepard worth following is this one Big Grin



Pfft, not true... where is the handlebar moustache that HE has on my game??? Tongue
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
September 10, 2012 at 12:02 pm
(September 10, 2012 at 11:56 am)frankiej Wrote: Pfft, not true... where is the handlebar moustache that HE has on my game??? Tongue

He? No I think you got it wrong. SHE is just pure awesome Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
September 10, 2012 at 12:03 pm
(September 10, 2012 at 11:42 am)Puddleglum Wrote: Ok christians lets get this right. Jesus is the Shepherd and we are the sheep and the devil is out there like some wolf. If he is such a great fucking shepherd then how come he lets that wolf get some many people.

Reminds me of the line ' Why do Scots wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper 100 yards away.
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
September 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm
Shepherd.... forget him, get a border collie!Devil
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
September 10, 2012 at 1:19 pm
My fem-Shep doesn't look that good, lol. :3
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
September 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm
I played a female Shepard cause I heard there was lesbian scenes with blue alien chicks =P.

Don't look at me like that!
Nemo me impune lacessit.
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
September 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm (This post was last modified: September 10, 2012 at 1:24 pm by frankiej.)
(September 10, 2012 at 12:02 pm)Kayenneh Wrote:
(September 10, 2012 at 11:56 am)frankiej Wrote: Pfft, not true... where is the handlebar moustache that HE has on my game??? Tongue

He? No I think you got it wrong. SHE is just pure awesome Big Grin

But... but... no moustache!

(September 10, 2012 at 1:23 pm)Stue Denim Wrote: I played a female Shepard cause I heard there was lesbian scenes with blue alien chicks =P.

Don't look at me like that!

I played a male Shepard because I could see his moustache get all the action.
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RE: What a crap Shepherd jesus is
September 10, 2012 at 2:05 pm
I've got a femshep and a male shep. I'm just that badass

(also, fuck the op, let's just discuss mass effect)
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